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swesq21:
“gay-irl:
“I am non binary but this gave me a laugh 😅
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25 isnt their age its the number of people
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swesq21:

gay-irl:

I am non binary but this gave me a laugh 😅

25 isnt their age its the number of people

yokelfelonking:

stepfordgoth:

stepfordgoth:

GREETINGS FELLOW NOSTALGIA MEME ENTHUSIAST!

YOU HAVE NOW SCROLLED DOWN FAR ENOUGH OVER THE YEARS TO FIND THE LUCKY LAZER OF GOOD LUCK

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LIKE to CHARGE MAH LAZER

REBLOG to FIRE MAH LAZER

IGNORE to LE EPIC FAIL

5 kinds of responses to this post:

  • Omg imma firin mah lazer!!!!
  • DOCTOR OCTOGONOPUS BWAAAARG
  • Well I can’t epic fail
  • This is racist
  • You spelled lazor wrong

6th: SHOOP DA WOOP

mlarayoukai:

mlarayoukai:

mlarayoukai:

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i hate pokemon

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girl what

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Thank you for providing the worst thing I’ve read in years. It’s a gift actually

lierdumoa:
“cheeseanonioncrisps:
“angel-alistary:
“wholesomepostarchive:
“floatingrockinthesky:
“sketchy-pebbles:
“pancakeke:
“flannelgeek:
“johnnyjoestarrelatable:
“hellobendykitty:
“You can make one here
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same energy
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and another
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The holy...

lierdumoa:

cheeseanonioncrisps:

angel-alistary:

wholesomepostarchive:

floatingrockinthesky:

sketchy-pebbles:

pancakeke:

flannelgeek:

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

hellobendykitty:

You can make one here

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same energy

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and another

The holy trinity

This is so fucking wholesome wtf

1/23/2022

How could we forget.

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This post has strong 1997 internet energy.

kingfucko:

lazorsandparadox:

dankmemeuniversity:

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This is actually a really good example of why internet of things is a security risk. The hackers couldn’t have exploited the thermometer as an entry point if it didnt connect to the fucking internet to start with

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[lmao @sweetenby​]

manywinged:

manywinged:

idk if this is a trope or whatever but i love it so much when fictional characters massively downplay the severity of their injuries but in more of a comedic way than a tragic one. like some guy gets impaled and they just glance down at the shard of metal sticking out of them and say some dumb bullshit like “oh man. that’s gonna need some ice.” and then pass out while all their friends yell at them for being an unfunny idiot with terrible priorities.

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No, ‘tis not so deep as a well, nor so wide as a
church-door; but 'tis enough,'twill serve: ask for
me to-morrow, and you shall find me a grave man.

thetriathlegacy:

I’m curious about all my gaming followers: first Pokémon game, first Zelda game, and first Mario game in the tags?

scribe-awoken:

demilypyro:

weirdunclegamer:

liminocre:

demilypyro:

kaban-bang:

demilypyro:

I didn’t know what I thought Gundam was about but I wasn’t expecting topics like political assassination, hostile takeover and unethical weapons development

I thought this was transformers or something

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THAT MEME WAS ABOUT GUNDAM??

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Posts like this are always the sad sad way I learn that people just… know that things exist without ever getting even just… some sort of base idea of it.  And it’s one thing with relatively obscure media, but… like… its GUNDAM.

And yah, the entire series, even the wierd/zany shows, are always about how War Is Bad:tm:.

This was such a weird post to come across my dash…



Wait hold on I have more… what do you think transformers is about?!  No seriously.  I get that the show sells toys, GUNDAM sells toys, that doesn’t mean there’s no STORY.

What the hell did you think the autobots and decepticons were fighting about?  Did you… did you think they were literally play fighting?  Like they see themselves as toys?  Cuz like… transformers is also about a war.  It’s not About War like how gundam is, its about a singular war with specific people, but like… just cuz something sells toys doesn’t mean there’s no story…

I don’t know how to explain to you that mecha anime is not mainstream media.

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So there was a time when Gundam was considered pretty entry level as far as anime goes, but

  1. That was 15+ years ago
  2. That was heavily tied to Gundam airing on a mainstream American cable TV channel, something that isn’t relevant in your situation, since I know you said it never aired in the Netherlands

So Gundam used to be… not mainstream per se, but at least ubiquitous among American anime fans, but yeah, “used to be” and “American” are both key words here.

I used to play the shit out of the gundam chess/rock papers scissors flash game on cartoon networks website growing up

snowkissedmonsters:

I think people no longer understand that “viewer discretion is advised” does not mean “vaguely bad content ahead,” it means View At Your Own Discretion. As in, if you see the content going in a direction that is unsuitable for you in any way, it is your responsibility to stop viewing. Don’t blame creators for your failure to listen to your own warning signs. Nobody is forcing you to finish the episode, the chapter, the sentence. That’s all you.

world-heritage-posts:

satanfemme:

ok enough is enough. whichever one of you virgins invented instagram starbucks recipes, die 1000 deaths. I had a customer come in today holding out their phone (full brightness) and looking all shy and Im immediately like 🙄 fine ok, what does the instagram user want me to make for them this time. well this time it’s a cringe harry potter themed frappucino. excuse me??? “can you make this for me?” I said excuse me??? – I mean *customer service voice* “yeah it looks like I have all the ingredients, haha sure!”

ok cringe instagram harry potter frappucino drinker. ok. die. “Ive never had this drink before” yeah I can tell due to the fact that it didnt exist until someone posted a #aesthetic photo of it to instagram 14 hours ago ok. ok,

but whatever, Im paid to put up with this shit. so I add the ingredients all up on my computer and congrats! ur harry potter cringe social media drink has $10 worth of syrup in it. are you happy??? is this what you wanted??? a $10 frappucino??? $10. for a drink. you doubled the price of this drink for ur off-brand “harry potter and the legend of the overpriced starbucks drink” drink. you doubled the price!!! is this how u imagined spending ur day? is this what u wanted to do when u woke up this morning? $10 for a 24oz drink?

and u know, you KNOW the influencer making this recipe doesn’t even work at a starbucks cause when it was all said and done the drink looked like shit. my blender was straining against the weight of your sins (and syrups) and Im sweating, Im an animal, Im losing my mind and my blender is getting watered down frappucino syrups everywhere – u put so much shit liquid in this blender it doesnt even fit in the cup btw. it’s making a huge mess. but is it instagramable? no, its fucking ugly. #trending #foryoupage #cringe $10 harold potter drink for adult children,

so are you happy? is ur social media influencer bestie happy? I made ur stupid $10 drink for u. does it taste good? no? well I hope instagram shuts down tomorrow. I hope you read a different book. I hope I never get sober. there is no sign of land. I hope you die. I hope we both die.

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