Silver Tongue

galactlcfurby:

stop telling me to not go in fairy rings or to not bother the fae
maybe i want to get abducted? huh?? ya ever think of that???

transcharlesxavier:

i went to my first physics lecture this quarter and the professor literally told us “i wrote the textbook for this course but i’m going to pirate it for you guys because i hate my publishers”

turing-tested:

alton brown weirdly attractive

It’s the food bondage aura

bax16:

sovereigndramatica:
this is gross of course but I’m stuck on the implication that men Need to see penis in the bathroom or it’s a human rights violation
I go to the dick room, I expect to see dicks. Else I go apeshit

hnai-reenei:

Local demon takes the afternoon to chill in the lava pools
@avasdemon

neutralangel:

LOOK AT THE PAWS

ratcoded:

human instincts
ghost detection
no one here knows you but they all hate you
go pet that large predatory animal

sixpenceee:

Bees on the hop plant make beer-shaped honey.
Source

demon-space-boi:

butch-snufkin:
my whole body deteriorated while looking at this