Y’all are so horny about the super crown that you’re completely sleeping on how fucking funny it would be if there was a Mario game where all the enemies were princesses but still behaved exactly like they normally do
Like imagine a princess buzzy beetle walking upside down on the ceiling of a cave in high heels with absolutely no indication of how she’s able to do that and the second Mario walks under her she drops off the ceiling, lands headfirst on the cave floor and without missing a beat immediately starts vigorously spinning after him while still upside-down, possibly while breakdancing
Okay, so in the New Super Mario Bros. U Deluxe game coming out on the switch, they announced a power up, the Super-Crown that functions like an upgrade and transforms Toadette into a ?human? closely resembling peach, but with a few unique Toadette details kept over.
4 days ago, twitter use @aykk92 made a comic parodying the events of Mario Odyssey where Bowser gets hold of a Super Crown and…. also transforms into Peach, with a few distinct Bowser details remaining.
Seeing the perfect combination of feminine wiles, smug arrogant demeanour, and punky spikes, horns, and dark clothing, the entire internet correctly decided
that the combination was Super Hot.
Everything has spiraled out of control from there, as the greater community at large opens the cap on the untapped pool of latent Bowser lust previously only known to gay men and adventurous women really into the big angry turtle monster niche.
Now straight dudes and lesbians are all over it too. And it’s great.
“the untapped pool of latent bowser lust” is the most powerful phrase in the English language
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
