c9x13nczstyj:

so i cannot reblog this since i commented on her familys child slave once after she made me mad with some bullshit post about greek culture but i just wanted to say this is me when i accidently sniff bleach

backstagestitches:

nottmythical:

gazoinks:

scientificphilosopher:

A Two-Year-Old’s Solution to the Trolley Problem

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Philosophy: Solved

I’ve never laughed so hard 

mysharona1987:

isolinde:

lollydrag0n:

mysharona1987:

I feel bad for the scientists who spent years and years getting their degrees only to eventually end up dressing up rats in lingerie.

I feel jealous of the scientists who get to spend their time dressing up rats in jackets.

who even thought it would be a good idea to put rats in lingerie

Who are we to deprive rats of the right to be sexy?

devon-aiden:

looseferrets:

Sabrina the Teenage Witch is an expert at counter-spells. 

x

I am legit crying right now

pulling-aggro:

chefpyro:

tired of toothy mimics. i want a mimic to just fucking deck me

an absolute U N I T

dietmountainmadewka:

stuffman-art:

…what’s going to happen…?

PERFECTER PEACH

adambrycethomas:

The absolute state of Twitter right now.

afallenwolf:

4lienat:

I would watch it 🙌🏼

Someone make that a movie!

can the girl be melinoe, daughter of persephone and hades and goddess of ghosts?

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

do you ever see paleolithic art and go “oh fuck that’s good” like they hadn’t developed agriculture or the wheel but god damn could they paint horses real good

look at this pretty accurate horse art. this is from chauvet cave and is between  31,000 to 28,000 years old.

yourdndstories:

Too far, dude. Too far. 
From B. Faulkner

Also, I have a Patreon now.