mincylantern:
“ flappystag:
“ heir-conditioning:
“ nutty45:
“Soldier 76 vs 76 soldiers
”
unstoppable force vs immovable object
”
Wait a second…
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every fucking time, every time i see this stupid fucking spy with his stupid fucking mask, i laugh so...

mincylantern:

flappystag:

heir-conditioning:

nutty45:

Soldier 76 vs 76 soldiers

unstoppable force vs immovable object

Wait a second…

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every fucking time, every time i see this stupid fucking spy with his stupid fucking mask, i laugh so hard

what spy? that is very clearly a soldier

i have yet to see bowsette do a smug anime laugh and that is a greater sin than murder

carnival-phantasm:

Are people really trying to claim the Bowsette fad is composed of just horny nerds drawing porn of Peach with bigger breasts? Because let me tell you, people shoved like 100 different drawings of her in my dashboard within the past two days and 99/100 were SFW.

If you are getting bothered by porn of her in your dash perhaps you should reevaluate the people you follow.

robinmichelleblake:
“ ricksketchbook:
“ I heard Bowsette was a thing now!
… are you sure this isn’t what you meant?
(Blame Jonas for this one)
”
Much as I hate the meme, I’m okay with this. This version is far superior to the humanised version.
”

robinmichelleblake:

ricksketchbook:

I heard Bowsette was a thing now!

… are you sure this isn’t what you meant?

(Blame Jonas for this one)

Much as I hate the meme, I’m okay with this. This version is far superior to the humanised version.

the-pigeon-queen:

Lol idk I started these sketches like weeks ago and decided to finish them. I think it started as an excuse to draw a skeleton in a suit. There’s not really a joke or a point but I wanted to get these 4 pics doNE

yournewfriendshouse:
“ dandelionofthanatos:
“If ever there was a paragraph that described Canadian-Brand Racist Jackassetry, THIS IS VERY IT.
”
‘When you believe niceness disproves the presence of racism, it’s easy to start believing bigotry is rare,...

yournewfriendshouse:

dandelionofthanatos:

If ever there was a paragraph that described Canadian-Brand Racist Jackassetry, THIS IS VERY IT.

‘When you believe niceness disproves the presence of racism, it’s easy to start believing bigotry is rare, and that the label racist should be applied only to mean-spirited, intentional acts of discrimination. The problem with this framework–besides being a gross misunderstanding of how racism operates in systems and structures enabled by nice people–is that it obligates me to be nice in return, rather than truthful. I am expected to come closer to racists. Be nicer to them. Coddle them.’


It’s so good to see this articulated!

tinylamp:

when people only wanna fuck bowser as an anime girl 

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everyonelikedbubbahotep:

tuomey:

motomenorahkent:

ghostchibi:

eltigrechico:

tilthat:

TIL that the saxophone was invented only in 1846 by Adolphe Sax. As a child, he survived a three-story fall, a gunpowder explosion, drinking a bowl of sulfuric water, a near-poisoning due to furniture varnish, and falling into a speeding river. His neighbors called him “little Sax, the ghost.”

via reddit.com

God really did not want the Saxophone invented.

perfect timing for this post showing up but Mr. Sax invented a bunch of other instruments (including ones that had a run but didn’t really stick around) but y’all wanna see one of his failed inventions?

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behold, the fucking valved trombone

That’s not an instrument, that a section of plumbing

perpendicular honk engine

His mother once said that “he’s a child condemned to misfortune; he won’t live.”

The best part about this story is that Saxe lived from 1814 to 1894 - he died at 80.

ambris:
“ooops my hand slipped
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ambris:

ooops my hand slipped