Silver Tongue

normal-horoscopes:

peel-a-potato-with-a-potato:

normal-horoscopes:

buncheeks:

hey tumblr witches can one of yall teach me to cast fireball so i can kill my boss

DISSOLVE SOME STYROFOAM IN GASOLINE IT MAKES NAPALM

Now hold on, isn’t that more science than magic? Or is there a lesson you’re trying to teach here about the two?

POTION OF EXPLODE YOUR BOSS

alchemy is the perfect blend of magic and science

jazzmonster:
“act 6
”
>:O
*pat* babbie

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

“geek chic”, “business casual”, all i have are hoodies and cargo pants, what does that make me

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sindri42:
“ stljedi:
“It’s going to be a bad night.
”
Look, if it’s a real ghost, the busters get custody. If it’s just a real estate developer in a costume it’s out of their jurisdiction so we gotta hand things off to these meddling kids and their...

sindri42:

stljedi:

It’s going to be a bad night.

Look, if it’s a real ghost, the busters get custody. If it’s just a real estate developer in a costume it’s out of their jurisdiction so we gotta hand things off to these meddling kids and their dog.

what if its in like that one live action film where its a schoolteacher summoning actual ghosts to scare people away from a rare postage stamp?

chuckling-chemist:

homo-sex-shoe-whale:

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defending-harmony:

If you’re trans, it’s probably also PE

homo-sex-shoe-whale:

If you’re gay it’s probably PE

homo-sex-shoe-whale:

We all have that one class that triggers our fight or flight response

allow me to make a refined version

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(initially it said “hating PE but I rectified it to be more fitting)

manywinged:

manywinged:

manywinged:

my esteemed rival,

my beloved nemesis,

dearly detested,

i imagine these are how the letters between hamilton and burr went