Silver Tongue

normal-horoscopes:

peel-a-potato-with-a-potato:
normal-horoscopes:
buncheeks:
hey tumblr witches can one of yall teach me to cast fireball so i can kill my boss
DISSOLVE SOME STYROFOAM IN GASOLINE IT MAKES NAPALM
Now hold on, isn’t that more science than magic? Or is there a lesson you’re trying to teach here about the two?
POTION OF EXPLODE YOUR BOSS

alchemy is the perfect blend of magic and science

jazzmonster:

act 6

>:O

*pat* babbie

NO U

chefpyro:

chefpyro:
“geek chic”, “business casual”, all i have are hoodies and cargo pants, what does that make me

sindri42:

stljedi:
It’s going to be a bad night.
Look, if it’s a real ghost, the busters get custody. If it’s just a real estate developer in a costume it’s out of their jurisdiction so we gotta hand things off to these meddling kids and their dog.

what if its in like that one live action film where its a schoolteacher summoning actual ghosts to scare people away from a rare postage stamp?

chuckling-chemist:

homo-sex-shoe-whale:
defending-harmony:
If you’re trans, it’s probably also PE
homo-sex-shoe-whale:
If you’re gay it’s probably PE
homo-sex-shoe-whale:
We all have that one class that triggers our fight or flight response
allow me to make a refined version
(initially it said “hating PE but I rectified it to be more fitting)

l-a-l-o-u:

kids

manywinged:

manywinged:
manywinged:
my esteemed rival,
my beloved nemesis,
dearly detested,

i imagine these are how the letters between hamilton and burr went