I am not sorry. (Click for Full Res)
you know what would be sweet. if i had big ol wings with fluffy feathers. yeah that would literally improve every aspect of my life.
swoop swoop motherfucker ive got wings i dont have to care about tax evasion
land dwelling folk: oh sheesh the government is at it again
me, some dude with wings: have u considered aerial living bc it means 0 taxes or laws
*shakes fist at sky*
SKY CRIIIIIIIIIIME
Downward force created by a pigeon’s wings. (Source)
Don’t bullshit me you summoned a Shadow Pidgeon
This is cool as fuck
Philando Castile was gunned down when he was legally carrying a firearm…
How is that story real?! Bringing guns to school?!
If you can afford to be silent about this, you have white privilege too. If you don’t call this racist bs out, you’re condoning it. PUBLICALLY condemn this girl and the inherent racism of this act.
ACTUALLY I’M GONNA REBLOG THIS A SECOND TIME because this is Kent State, guys. Kent State. The school where four students were shot to death in the 70′s for protesting war.
That Kent State.
This is unbelievable.
kent state student here. this moron is planning an open carry walk on campus on september 29, despite no longer being a student here. the university sent her a cease and desist letter because the event was not promoted by a student organization. now it is being promoted by a student organization: liberty hangout, which was founded by her boyfriend, who I believe still runs it. the university charged liberty hangout $14,300 to be able to do this, and somehow that was no barrier to her. fucking horseshit. fuck this girl, fuck her boyfriend, and fuck kent state for allowing her to do this
This is bullshit for all those reasons plus one more. In most places “open carry” on a university campus ONLY APPLIES TO HANDGUNS! Idk what Kent State’s policy is (apparently students can’t carry but visitors can???) but even if she is a student open carrying SHES NOT EVEN DOING IT LEGALLY SO???
also you need special permits to carry guns in open carry states.
Accurate post is accurate.
Reminds me of the time a lady told me whip doesn’t melt. Or a guy yelled at me for not understanding him/hearing him because he kept talking on the phone
Lame
For those in retail.
I worked in a Lil Caesars and a woman came in and wanted a sausage pizza with no sausage, but got mad when she was given a cheese pizza.
So when I worked at fitting room in Old Navy, a woman told me that a medium top was too small, and that the large top was too large. So she asked me to find her an “x-medium”. Old Navy carries x-small, small, medium, large, x-large, 1x, 2x and 3x. There is no “x-medium”. But she insisted, so I went and found her an “x-medium” (which was just a medium in a different color but the same top, same make, same EVERYTHING) and she goes very happily, “THIS! THIS FITS ME PERFECTLY! THANK YOU SO MUCH! See, you can do anything you can set your mind to!”
I’m a waitress at a big fancy resort, and once a woman asked me for a diet water and when I told her there was no such thing she demanded to see my manager (who then also promptly told her there was no such thing and brought her regular water).
Another occasion of stupidity occurred when a woman had been brought a steak cooked too much for her liking. I offered to take it back and bring her out a new one, cooked a little less, and she said “NO this one’s fine I just want you to cook THIS one a little less.” I then had to get the chef and have him explain why you can’t UNCOOK a steak.When I was working at dunkin donuts there was this woman in the drive-thru who asked for a lightly toasted croissant and then started complaining that the croissant was warm. And wanted her money back, so she gave me the croissant back and I gave her the money and then she tells me “now i want my new croissant” she wanted a new one for free and as she was screaming at me this guy in a biker gang covered in tattoos leans over the counter in the store and yells “ma’am let me just tell you what we’re all thinking. fuck off, you stupid cunt.” I couldn’t stop laughing and she drove away in anger.
Most of the people like in the stories above know that they’re being totally irrational, but also know that if they complain enough they’ll most likely get something free or discounted. So really most of the the nonsensical fucks are actually just cheap fucks with no shame or respect for people.
That last bit of commentary though.
You’d think that but I had once had to explain to a woman that I couldn’t “cut her hair longer.” Some people are actually just stupid.
someone asked me to toast their sandwich and then complained that the cheese was melted.
Please fucking read Homestuck.
bitch you think I have 900 years to catch up?!?!?!
People have estimated you can read the entirety of homestuck in a span of a 3-5 days.
No excuses.
Fun fact: I’ve made schedules to read homestuck in 2 weeks, and one in 56 days (or 23 if you wanted to cut that down). the 2 weeks takes about 2-3 hours of reading per day, with the 56 taking about 30-45 minutes of reading a day. It’s very doable in a decent amount of time!
theres also the lets read which can get you most of the way and is easier to digest
