thelistenersfury:

mintmilano:

Word of advice never try to karaoke Since U Been Gone…Kelly Clarkson is a soprano and she wanted the whole world to know it

Kelly Clarkson is a mezzo-soprano and pretends to be an alto until you’re just getting into a song and then betrays you by going up three octaves like the talented bitch she is

jenroses:

spinningyarns:

coolcatgroup:

treacle-a:

cat-memes-only:

This is art

NICE

If I caption this “I can haz cheezburger?” do you think the fabric of time and space will rip and we’ll be flung violently back into our own past?

At this point being flung back that far might well be worth it.

prettyandmean:

kristineirl:

ruscasala:

kristineirl:

kristineirl:

people talking about your confidence is a fat girl thing, isn’t it? 

i really can’t tell you how many times i get this in my inbox:

i love your confidence! your confidence is sexy! i envy your confidence! 

and a thin girl recently told me: confidence is the most attractive thing a women can carry though, and that is only something you can control.

but i have never seen a thin girl be told it’s their confidence that makes them attractive. when i get these messages it really reads like: fat girls aren’t supposed to be confident and comfortable in their skin but you are!! and that’s kind of gross honestly.

told yall

believe us

The last one

whois-chihoko:

tohellwiththebeatles:

Me: *listening to Bohemian Rhapsody* “THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTNING VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME!!”

My earphones:

I heard this post exactly how it demonstrates

fuckyeahtxtposts:

i walk into the bank and up to the counter “yes what can i do for you” the lady asks. “motherlode” i reply and instantly i have $50,000 in my hand

bisexualnoodle5:

This fucking show and these fucking idiots I just love them so much

starlightandust-marejai:

Did you want the red cable or the blue cable?

It doesn’t matter! They’re the same!

BE PATIENT WITH HER OKAY SHES TRYING HER BEST

This was going to be just a sketch in a page, but @icefyrre and my best friend’s boyfriend convinced me that this was too good for that, so I made a full piece and I’m very fucking glad, thanks for talking me into this

[Reblogs are appreciated]

siverfanweedo:

norbah:

falstaffing:

yall i just found the funniest thing on the harry potter wiki

There’s also the general problem with the idea of speaking Parseltongue.

Snakes are deaf.

maybe JK Rowling don’t know anything about snakes 

luthorchickv2:

greia:

it-is-a-mystery:

leupagus:

itsnotvinebutitsfine:

| That’s…. not how that works

This woman deserves an oscar

same energy

Transcript:

Person in scrubs: This was a conversation I had while working at a retail pharmacy.

Person in scrubs: Hi ma’am, how can I help you today?

Customer: [rude, sounding bored] I need to refill my birth control.

Scrubs: Sure, let me check on that. Hm, it looks like you’re a little early. Did the doctor change the way you’re taking it?

Customer: [snidely] No, he told me exactly how to take it and that’s exactly how I’m taking it.

Scrubs: Okay, why don’t you tell me how you’re taking it, and I’ll make sure we wrote the correct directions the first time.

Customer: [rudely] I take one every morning at 8 AM, and so does my boyfriend.

Scrubs: [long pause, blinking] What?

I am shrieking with laughter but only because if I don’t laugh I will burst into tears. 

srsfunny:

I’ve been here longer than you and I’ve never seen a ghost here