turing-tested:

on every level but physical i am but a little orange himbo cat

thorffour-deactivated20190920:

remember, the fight of who gets more represented shouldn’t be within the community, it should be against big companies who are scared to face some backlash from homophobes if they represent us

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barpurplewrites:

honeypunks:

erytria:

wittyusername97:

rpluvsyj:

i-am-the-karkat-media-worldwide:

musicalhell:

systlin:

totohoy:

systlin:

kittyknowsthings:

thesylverlining:

the-macra:

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety? 

“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.” 

I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…

I mean. 

“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”

“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.” 

This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future.  So the next time you see artwork like this:

Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”

Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~”
Me: *diving headfirst into the water*

This post is a blessing

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Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites

you could say…phishing scam…

And that pun wins the gold @honeypunks

beckaboi:

equalistmako:

equalistmako:

it’s been 10 whole years and i still have no idea what homestuck is about

anyway bye gotta jump back to safety

bob-belcher:

thephysicsundergraduate:

digglesgigglesva:

yay855:

atlasmugged:

good.

For those who don’t know, FL4K is nonbinary. And his voice actor is SunWon Cho, aka ProZD.

PROZD I’M SO PROUD OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fullmetalfisting:

toadschooled:

Get a load of this slimy mud man! An African clawed frog [Xenopus laevis] emerges, nearly invisible, from a river. Image by Warren Photographic

……………….slime man 

cautionlazer:

cautionlazer:

cursedstim:

cursedstim:

hey ohio followers.. I’m sorry

i just rode through your whole state in 4 hours and saw like 3 buildings

hey op where did you see the buildings

where are the buildings op