[Image description: six tweets by Vermin Supreme ™ @VermineSupreme that say “Is the property safe? Was any property wounded? Were any property killed? Did any property get hurt? Is the property ok? Was the property hurt?” End image description]
- A luxury you can’t live without? -A luxury I can’t live without? Coffee. I really like good coffee. - That’s not a luxury, you can get it anywhere. - …I like nice socks?
[id: gifs of larry king interviewing danny pudi. larry says, “that’s not a luxury, though. coffee and socks are not a luxury. danny says, “alright, give me a luxury. which - … what luxury should i have?“larry says, “a private plane.” danny says, a bit incredulously, “…. larry, i’m on ducktales.” end id]
Bear witness to the disconnect between a Boomer’s idea of luxury and a Millennial’s.
bruh my little brother got a scratch and he was all crying and i was like “oh do you want one of the bandaids i use for my shots? they have cute emojis on them” and through his tears he goes “that’s cringe” IM DEAD
“Ask the little brat if he’d rather have rubbing alcohol poured on it and sealed up with superglue instead.”
hey you fucking weirdo that’s my real life little brother .
i spent hours looking for this post because it hit me over the head repeatedly at 12:00 in the morning
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
