fakehistory:

First contact with previously uncontacted tribe (1987)

twinkby:

hating and being disgusted by women isn’t gay culture it’s misogyny babes and it makes u ugly

the-doctor-9-10:

Honestly, my favorite thing at the moment is all the marvel headcanons where Hela wasn’t cray-cray homicidal, and she’s an overprotective bitchy sister.

emotionalempowerer:

The fuck people confused about?

venusisfortransbians:

meathorse:

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

aprilshydoeden:

holdthepossum:

An adaptation of Macbeth where the three witches are played by Justin, Travis, and Griffin McElroy.

All hail Macbeth, thou shalt be king hereafter!

Unless….

UnleeEEEeess

scotchtapeofficial:

twister:

by Illia Chavez

they all start flapping their wings at once & carry u far away from worries and fear

aero-replies:

But, I need you too!

probablybadrpgideas:

Modern fantasy idea: A mouse is technically a planchette, and ghosts have been just confused as heck ever since GUIs became popular.

incorrectfmaquotes:

Havoc: Guess what number I’m thinking of.

Fuery: 420?

Havoc: No, that’s really immature of you. Someone else guess and please take this seriously.

Breda: Is it 69?

Havoc: Yeah, it was 69.