abraxasgrip:

abraxasgrip:

say psyche right now this better be Jade wearing a silly outfit

close enough

mysticdoughnut:

immaplatypus:

1-800gerardstone:

immaplatypus:

okay why strive for a relationship like harley quinn and the joker when there’s love like carl and ellie’s

Didn’t she die

well sure, but after like, the longest and happiest life together living out their own little adventures. they both lived really full lives, and they loved each other so much through every second of it

i’d say those are the ultimate relationship goals

“didn’t she die” breaking news. perfect relationships now grant you immortality

lmaonade:

puts myself in a jar with liquid and berries while i ferment in a moderate temperature dark location for 8-9 months 

spankzilla85:

Literally the best line in the movie and yet the entire moral debate it brings up is left almost totally unexplored.

dragon-in-a-fez:

monochromemedic:

Can you imagine going to chuck e cheese as a kid around 1977-1983 and some robot rodent comes alone and just goes

‘You like that fucking pizza you dumb fatass? That’s right go eat that shit up and then play in the ball pit where I piss.’

are we gonna talk about the part where Chuck E Cheese deadass shapeshifted species

eggwraith:

all-hail-trash-prince:

Danny Phantom AU where his eyes glow or at least reflect even in human form

So basically all I want to see is one of the Fentons going downstairs at 3 AM only to find Danny raiding the fridge with his glowing eyes

maddie: honey your eyes! why are they glowing?

danny, lost his last braincell to death disease at fourteen: i. ate ectoplasm?

maddie: straight?!

danny: uh… no i warmed it up and. dipped. my tator tots in it.

maddie, disappointed mother and very excited scientist: what did it taste like

danny: ranch 2

evooob:

People on tumblr: omg you are beautiful!!

people in real life:

theyreoutofcontrol:

cindehella:

BEEF

Tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got Beef

That I will be stopping by later to pet him 

pizgloria: