people talk about women being ‘emotional’ and ‘overreacting,’ but you don’t see a woman making an arch-nemesis out of an albino whale and obsessively chasing it down like a lunatic for 585 pages
since i made this post, i’d multiple women telling me they would absolutely hunt down a whale for an extended period out of a bloodthirsty desire for vengeance, and i want to apologize for engaging in gender stereotypes
for real, though, why do recipes consistently tell you to use less herbs and spices in than you should. fuck your “two cloves of garlic,” fuck your “half teaspoon of cinnamon,” and you can absolutely go to hell with your “dash of black pepper”
I’m pretty sure that the only time I’ve ever actually managed to overseason food was when working with balsamic vinegar, which is the most overpowering motherfucker of a sauce known to man
i appreciate the energy and anger in this post, which is righteous and just
honestly tho
Half teaspoon of vanilla extract? Let me just pour it until I get bored. How about that. How about enough vanilla to be tasted.
Fucking half teaspoon.
two cloves of garlic isnt enough to seasn anything except a recipe called “two cloves of garlic” and even then, you shoudl use at least four.
Not a self-insert, or an alternate universe you, or even you having time/dimension traveled to the setting.
Just you, as you are, inexplicably wandering the Elven forests or the terraformed moons of Jupiter or the interdimensional wastes. Insist there’s nothing weird about you being there, no matter how many thousands of years in the future or lightyears from earth it is.
Can you explain how this isn’t a self-insert?
I was thinking self-insert as being a character that is clearly meant to be you but with some name/appearance changes to make it less obvious.
This is just you, watching tv in your Pajamas and checking your phone, while sitting in a Dwarven Citadel 2000 ft beneath the earth during the rise of the Old Ones. That’s just where you live ok.
taz has an example of this Theres merle highchurch who is clint mcelroys self insert. Then theres clint mcelroy the embezzling janitor in the same campaign.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
