Silver Tongue

Now no one is gonna hurt Steven ever again

scopesandskullties:
schmergo:
Discourse: Willy Wonka is Old Testament God
Explain
Sings “if you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it,” then kicks people out for eating stuff he told them not to eat

to be fair, they did sign a contract

mossygator:

When the party had done a lot of shenanigans and just realized there’s a literal baby in group

anal-undertones:

cactusdodes:
cactusdodes:
since all kinds of vintage/older things have been making combacks can tech companies bring back colorful clear plastic that shows the insides? that would be so sexy
sexy

wayneradiotv:

wayneradiotv:
i wasn’t fucking around when I said minecraft in VR is unhealthy. and now i probably need stitches. do NOT attempt a physical 2 meter lava jump
my coworker noticed my bandaged pinky and asked me what happened and I just said “oh you know. Minecraft accident” n she just paused a second. said “okay” and walked away. don’t think she knew what minecraft is

banishedquasiroyal:

graham-folger:
porrimmaryam:
if you think aradia is skinny you lose at homestuck
that goes double for feferi
triple for kanaya

quadruple for terezi

weirdmageddon:

the man who made “the baby is you” is working at gamefreak composing music and went to masahiro sakurai’s house to play smash

jhonny:

this tweet is killing me

cortoonyart:

SAVE WORLD
Y/N