yourplayersaidwhat:

Sorcerer: *Kills an important NPC*
Sorcerer: *Avoids meeting the entire rest of the party*
Sorcerer: *Spends the entire session killing people, trading leather bags they stole, trying to fuck a bartender*
Sorcerer: How come I don’t get to be involved in the main plot yet???

rory:

rory:

good thing about the hurricane though is its making all of those fun facebook hurricane event groups

this is facebooks only contribution to society. the ability to make events to stop the weather

hustlerose:

hustlerose:

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WHERE’S THE SEX WHERE’S THE SEX WHERE’S THE SEX WHERE’S THE SEX WHERE’S THE SEX WHERE’S THE SEX WHERE’S THE SEX WHERE’S THE SEX WHERE’S THE SEX WHERE’S THE SEX WHERE’S THE SEX WHERE’S THE SEX WHERE’S THE SEX WHERE’S THE SEX WHERE’S THE SEX WHERE’S THE SEX WHERE’S THE SEX WHERE’S THE SEX WHERE’S THE SEX

emilykcomicsmith:

punkrorschach:

never a truer word has been spoken.

filibusterfrog:

half tiefs (and a full tief for reference)

amnesty-lodgers:

Well…I’m the mothman!

pansexualslimebabe:

Gorillaz (2018)

quotes-from-jdc:

““Roses are red Violets are blue Omae wa mou Shindeiru””

— -Rogue