randomslasher:

nunyabizni:

johnhocksbur:

Biggest academic flex in human history.

probably wouldn’t have solved them if he’d known they were impossible to solve

[ID: Garfield comic by Jim Davis. Panel one: Garfield the cat is chasing Odie the dog up a tree. Panel two: Garfield and Odie are both sitting on a branch. Jon, their owner, is pointing up at them and says “Odie! Dogs can’t climb trees!” Panel 3: Odie, still on the branch, looks startled, and Garfield is smiling while thinking, ‘It’s amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn’t know what one can’t do.” End ID]

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AchievementsInIgnorance

sodomymcscurvylegs:

zombiebabe:

Happy Valentine’s Day

The longer after Valentine’s Day you reblog this the funnier it gets.

galahadwilder:

kermitlesbian:

miles: dad can i please get airpods

jefferson: no

miles: but come on, everyone has them

jefferson: do you see spiderman running around with airpods?

miles: 

It’s funnier if Jefferson knows and he’s doing this on purpose

mousathe14:

dongcroncher:

dailyzboyz:

kidgecat:

favoritefightingfrenchgoth:

soup-medic:

soup-medic:

minecraft steve is the most whitewashed character on the planet and no one talks about it 

im not really saying this is done on purpose but theres really a huge discrepancy between these images

@ the people in the notes saying it’s lighting, here he is compared w an in-game in-daylight pic

It’s SUPER obvious when you compare Steve’s model to Alex’s

Steve is brown and them’s the facts!

Minecraft Steve and Jesus are the most whitewashed characters on the planet

Minecraft Steve is Jesus you fool

Learning a lot today

kyoryu:

a bunch of spinearls because this is a galaxy brain ship

wicked-ghoul:

I really wanted to do a comic about Obsidian and try to make a comic with little to no dialogue in it so this was an attempt to do that.

Obviously the outcome of this comic directly contradicts canon so let’s just say this is an AU lol

For my other Steven Universe comics, you can check out my #su comic tag ^^

Steven Universe © Rebecca Sugar

Art © @wicked-ghoul

ninjagiry:

ohromanovas:

tumblr is an awful place full of awful people and i hate every single one of you. “mr. sandman” came on and without blinking i sang man me a sand. 

Make him the cutest car door man hook hand

popplioteamepic:

popplioteamepic:

:

No spoilers but these are actual lessons taught in the actual Steven Universe movie.

• Your romantic/platonic partner leaving you or treating you cruelly does not make you incapable of being loved or loving.
• Don’t let your fear, shame, or past pain cloud from people who genuinely care about you.
• If someone is genuinely putting in effort to be honest with you then you should not view their feelings as fake.
• Don’t take your pain out on others
• Don’t assume you or someone else’s past mistakes make you incapable of change.
• There are people who can love you you and what you do. Even if you can’t find them immediately, you probably already know them.
• Happily ever after doesn’t exist, and there is always work to be done, but that should not stop you from enjoying good opportunities and good people.
• Don’t try to make or interpret yourself or someone else as somebody that they are not.
• And most importantly:
• Hydration is important when smooching.

imaginarycircus:

dlrk-gently:

cthulhubert:

isnerdy:

rj4gui4r:

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

FOR THE LAST TIME, FRANKENSTEIN WAS THE NAME OF THE DOCTOR

…a doctor who built a body.

For what is possibly the first time in the history of pop culture somebody actually really specifically does mean the doctor… and someone tries to correct them.

Just to be That Person… 

Frankenstein wasn’t even a doctor bc he fucking dropped out of college to build a body