whitepeopletwitter:
“Well this about sums things up 😂
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whitepeopletwitter:

Well this about sums things up 😂

fostersffff:

The prelude to SBFP’s Detroit: Become Human LP is every bit as entertaining as one would hope.

Bonus:

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woolie is a fucking icon

splickedylit:

if i was a shapeshifter, half of my time would be spent making myself look androgynous and trimming up the things about my shape I’m not happy with, and half of my time would be spent making my teeth look just a little bit sharper than is normal, changing my eye-color subtly between slightly unsettling shades, and giving myself an intricate “tattoo” that just barely moves every couple of hours, until it’s in a whole new shape next time you look at me.

canto34:
“ taint3edcakes:
“ hidama:
“There is a whole generation of people who don’t remember that Martha Stewart served a prison sentence.
”
Loooooooool both are valid here
”
All I see is two ex-cons trying to get their lives back together
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canto34:

taint3edcakes:

hidama:

There is a whole generation of people who don’t remember that Martha Stewart served a prison sentence.

Loooooooool both are valid here

All I see is two ex-cons trying to get their lives back together

whatifdestiel:

mslorelei:

you-got-fanfiction:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

dear-monosexuals:

alphaaraptor:

x-ratedvideoflorist:

aro-ace-wonderwoman:

thesweetpianowritingdownmylife:

drillheadonfire:

whats the difference between bi people and unicorns

i can see unicorns on movies and tv

I told this to my mum and she was like “That’s not t… yes it is.”

Also, unicorns on tv are called unicorns, not ‘horses that don’t like labels’

horses that don’t like labels

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it got better.

This unicorn is gonna fight someone

Shun the non-believer!

Best bi post ever.

unicorns are a bi icon now I love it. 

daily-betas:
“she,,,
”

chefpyro:

conspicuouslad:

The logistics of invisiblity as a super power makes me think. It’s one thing if it is a power you have to put effort in to turn on, but a lot of media has it just be permanent. And that leaves weird questions.

Like hair. How do they get it cut? Who does it, and how? Can you imagine a drain getting clogged with invisible hair?

When they eat, how quickly does what they are eating turn invisible? Does their saliva turn things invisible?

How do they know when to stop wiping?

Conrad I’m literally never going to forgive you for that last one

I assume things within their body are invisible because it’s covered by their skin. Hair would probably become visible once it’s cut since it’s no longer attached to the body