pencil-rebagels:

kitanoko:

vengeancelatte:

i couldnt get this idea out of my head oops

LMAOOOO I M FCKING LAUGHING SO HARD WORTT

hustlerose:

twitter: wow this website is terrible! in the new update all the videos autoplay now :( this is an inconvenience to me. oh wait i can turn this off actually its fine. still gonna complain about it though 

tumblr: i wonder what this month’s outrageous mistake will be. ah yes, an ocean of blank comments. just another day on the social media platform that is programmed by howler monkeys 

thoodleoo:

there are a lot of things in this world that are cursed but the fact that the tvtropes page for tsundere quotes an ancient latin poem by catullus may be one of the most cursed things i’ve seen

gaygothur:

gaygothur:

If god wanted us to be heterosexual, he wouldn’t have made boys… like that.

This is a post for both MLM and WLW.

wiitchpens:

it be like that sometimes

spl0g:

bearphobe:

theraginazian:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…
http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

can you imagine though

you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

What the fuck is wrong with you…

heedra:

heedra:

if you really want to fuck a vampire then i’d say you’re down for the count

damn thats a lot of notes and a lot of vampire fuckers, i guess its time to raise the stakes