Silver Tongue
You got any pictures of possums who look like they've never had a single thought in their life ever?
Anonymous

sadghost4life:

cursedpossums:

absolutely

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Its me. i’m the possum

kestarda:
“moving in with the neighbors help
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kestarda:

moving in with the neighbors help

nudityandnerdery:

patroclusdefencesquad:

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me

“How bad is it, doc? Give it to me straight.” “I… I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

traceexcalibur:
“ traceexcalibur:
“ I found him. the biggest boy
”
the #reviews are in
”

traceexcalibur:

traceexcalibur:

I found him. the biggest boy

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the #reviews are in

themysteriousmurasamecastle:

captainsnoop:

do people that say shit like “ooh nobody reads anymore, they only use their phones and computers” think that computers and phones can only display pictures and make sounds 

like do they think words can’t be displayed by computers 

what’s this post say, my phone can only display pictures and make sounds

notverybrightraven:

info-cultist:

notverybrightraven:

Toby Fox in 2019: Becomes lead composer for gamefreak’s new IP, hands Sakurai his ass at his own game and puts Sans Undertale in smash

Andrew Hussie in 2019: Becomes eboy, buries tolberones in the California wilderness

wait, what ?

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I don’t tell lies

jorrated:
“hello new favorite gem
”

jorrated:

hello new favorite gem

deadliestdoodles:
“I’m convinced Steven gets messages like these every couple of weeks.
”

deadliestdoodles:

I’m convinced Steven gets messages like these every couple of weeks.

leafaske:

leafaske:

at least there’s peace in the void

special thanks to my bf for karate chopping this joke into my face

bonus:

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i am a prophet

cruelzy:

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Goodness no! Because judging anything based on appearance is wrong!

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