Silver Tongue
Every plotline of Steven Universe

pyreo:

alien: we’re supposed to be mindless tools but I’m weird

steven: that’s called an emotion and it’s normal

alien: oh my fucking god

this is erasure of

Alien: Your mom fucked us over for the last thousand years
Steven: Yeah that sounds about right. Shes dead now. Wanna be friends?
Alien: Oh, uh sure i guess

cydoniaes:

booty-uprooter:

the popularity of GIR always kind of bugged me because while he is entertaining as fuck, he’s also largely a reactive character so there is a limit to what you can have him do. if theres no one else around he’ll most likely just sit and watch tv and eat snacks, which is cute but not necessarily funny

meanwhile, you can put ZIM into literally any situation and it’d be goddamn hilarious. consider:

  • ZIM accidentally sends the tallest a letter bomb
  • ZIM tells a random stranger about his day
  • ZIM builds and launches a missle at the white house, except due to a misunderstanding, he ends up sending it to a random house that is white
  • ZIM goes to the dmv

the possibilities are endless

zim goes to the DMV is a one shot kill of a sentence

remember that one episode about zim eating waffles?

ladybeegood:

thlayli-rah:

gothclaudia:

letterkenny is a good show.

Please remember that all the natives on this show are played by actual native people, and all the native/Rez jokes are written by native writers and actors and that as someone who grew up very close to a reservation, Jared Keeso has great respect for the Canadian aboriginees

btw, for all the people noticing the girl in the yellow shirt being thirsty: her name is katy, she’s one of the main characters, and she and the actual indigenous woman in the video (tanis) are both openly bisexual

etmagick:

zeconster:

derinthemadscientist:

moonlandingwasfaked:

moonlandingwasfaked:

spicymemesociety:

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there’s a story in aesop’s fables, i think it is, about a human talking to a satyr or something. The satyr asks why the human is blowing on his hands during a snow storm and he says “to warm up” later inside the satyr asks the human why he’s blowing on the soup and the human says “to cool it down”

and the satyr has had enough and says “well I won’t have a guest that breaths cold air one moment and hot air the next” and tells the human to leave his house

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- Haa is hot because your breath is warm from your lungblood

- Hoo is cold because, while the air is still warm, you’re blowing it at a greater pressure by blowing it through a smaller hole, and the effect of the windchill is greater than the effect of the slight warmth in the air

That story always pissed me off, because while people generally interpret it as “don’t be double-tongued” or “avoid those who are inconstant”, my interpretation was “satyrs are FUCKING STUPID”.

Canonically they’re typically intoxicated

romcommunist:

judge, judy, and executioner

anueutsuho:

misty-sparkles:

I made one.

It’s canon.