heedra:

fine: the dm telling you ‘make a will save’ out loud at the table

WIRED: getting a text from the dm saying ‘make a will save’ without alerting any of the other players

I did this when the bard was stealing from the party

siluria:

mothermoonie:

ysera:

Since there’s OP didn’t include a caption, here are some links to fundraisers to help our tribe! Thank you!

Navajo Relief Fund: http://www.nativepartnership.org/site/PageServer?pagename=nrf_index

Navajo Water Project: https://www.navajowaterproject.org/

NavajoYES (youth organization): http://www.navajoyes.org/donate/

This is all 150% depressingly true. I drive through the reservation every year to get to Colorado for family visits. I’ve been doing this for 8 years, and every single year it’s been the same.

Isn’t the point of the reservation to preserve that life style? Why do Native Americans complain????

The point is to preserve THE LAND that is rightfully theirs. Not a lifestyle of poverty and restricted resources you uncultured Heathers.

eunnieverse:

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Nora explains her logic.

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bussykiller:

that-dang-hippie:

Remember when Dexter ate a giant burrito and thought he was going to die but it turned out he just had to fart.

haven’t we all been there

thepigeongazette:

it’s always a trap

tilthat:

TIL that bananas are slightly radioactive due to certain caesium isotopes. Therefore you should never eat more than 600 bananas per second to minimze the risk of a harmful radiation dose.

via reddit.com

Me shoving 601 bananas in my mouth: you can’t tell me what to do

undercitytwerkteam:

things that are good, in no particular order:

• animals with markings that look like eyebrows
• animals with markings that look like socks
  

What about animals with markings that look like mustaches

mittensmorgul:

I saw this on the tweeter:

and yes. yes I would. Leaving out all the empowering quotes and small talismans, I’ve got three horses, a swarm of bees, and a fucking dragon. I think I’ll be fine.

(and since one of the quotes is “Not all those who wander are lost” and another is “Nemo me impune lacessit,” I think I’m even covered in the “empowering quotes” department)

genderdeath:

the stars on the american flag represent the myth of george washington crankin his hog into the potomac, thus seeding the american continent with life

incorrectlozbotwquotes:

Sidon: We need a plan of attack!

Link: I have a plan. ATTACK!