— Me, the dm, shortly after my players misinterpreted the name of the Empire as mayonase and started joking that it’s at war with the kingdom of relish.
when your reaper boyfriend edits his corporeal form around being slightly taller than you but doesn’t account for heels (or: kravitz keeps a goof going long-term to screw with taako)
Make your GM’s job easier by having having your characters not do anything all campaign. Now they don’t need to describe events, play NPCs or make any ruling, and can just have a little nap in the GM corner!
driving sux because you can get killed. thanks henry ford you fucking jackass.
you kids ask for death in every other post and you’re just cranky because you don’t have your license.
*runs you over*
wait youre the fucking maid cafe guy
so what? he’s totally right this time.
*runs you over*
wait youre the fucking kung pow penis guy
I can't believe some people are complaining that Marceline x Princess Bubblegum was forced in the finale. Didn't they get the hints from previous episodes?
who the hell is sayin that. hve they seen sky witch. did they see the episode where maja said the shirt pb got from marceline was so full of sentimental value she almost destroyed the candy kingdom by harnessing it
Lately I’ve been doing this thing where when men give me shit at my job, I choose to instead speak to their wives/girlfriends/female counterpart. I had a dude today try to yell at me and I ignored him and instead spoke in a very level voice to his wife instead. He literally stomped his feet like a fucking toddler and said “stop ignoring me! I’m talking!” And his wife said “George, please use a quieter voice. You’re embarrassing me.”
You are a genius and I’m using this
Lol I learned it from my mom. She does this all the time and eventually the guy either sulks off somewhere or adjusts his behaviour and THEN she’ll address him. I did this with my friends puppies when I was training them and it works the same tbh
Whenever a married couple calls in escalated, I always address whichever one seems the most rational. 9/10 it’s the wife. Usually, the husband gets cut out of the conversation until we’re done.
Memorable quotes:
“She’s explaining it to me now and you were wrong.”
“Honey, stop talking so the nice lady can help us.”
“Why don’t you go have some coffee while Amelia and I figure this out? Hmmmm?”
“I understand it and I will explain it to you later. Let me get this taken care of.”
“I understand, sweetie, can you explain it to my husband real quick? [aside] Now, you listen to this lady and don’t interrupt!”
Calm wives in the face of their overemotional husbands are a customer service lifeline.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
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