studyingbackthen:

If 👏 you 👏 are 👏 at 👏 uni/college 👏 register 👏 to 👏 vote👏 this 👏 is 👏 not 👏 a 👏 drill 👏

crowleydyke:

roadside-cemetery:

toastoat:

crowleydyke:

it’s fun having words like “himbo” for men who are idiots and “thembo” for non-binary people who are idiots, but i’m really glad we don’t have a word like that for calling women idiots. that would be fucked up.

herbo

Fully loaded

thank you for the only good additions to this post, please invite me to your wedding

mayanangel:

whoever made this deserves an award

derinthemadscientist:

clueless909:

cykelops:

cykelops:

only akinator can assign you a kin after you answer his questions w things that apply to you. my assigned kin is widowmaker

Akinator Kin Guide:

- when it starts asking if you share the same dna, house, or family: say no, it’s caught you

- stretch the truth. Have you done it in a videogame? Have you dreamed it? Roleplayed it? Mark down yes

UUUUUUHHH

fortooate:

specialstarfish:

teojida:

reigenaratakaspisskink:

she-was-a-skater-gay:

reigenaratakaspisskink:

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

:/

this is so fucking funny

update:

we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor

shuaitofu:

temple of time

alephnull47:

hackerfucker:

hackerfucker:

smash bros now that it has city escape, snake eater and mass destruction all in the same game

the full spectrum of human emotion:

smash bros now that it has city escape, snake eater, mass destruction, and megalovania all in the same game

little-king-john:

I’m glad Toby Fox has finally moved out of Andrew Hussie’s basement and right into Masahiro Sakurai’s basement.

gingermachiatto:

clityeastwood:

clityeastwood:

okay, i got real fucked up last week and ordered a fuck ton of webkinz, which i thought was a mistake, until the first ones arrived and pud decided she absolutely fucking loved them

at first i just put em on her to see what shed do, which was nothing, so i decided to just leave her alone in my room for a bit. when i came back in later, she was doing this and i dead ass started crying

UPDATE: another one came :’^)

diva193:

writing-prompt-s:

The year is 2040, and you are the last smoker alive. The “Quit Smoking” ads get personal.

You walk into Times Square. A giant billboard lights up reading,

“THE HOT BARISTA YOU FACEBOOK STALKED DOESN’T LIKE SMOKERS.”

You walk back into the subway and go home.