Silver Tongue
calabazapirata:
“Good Omens
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calabazapirata:

Good Omens

crow–teeth:

crow–teeth:

I was in a restaurant earlier and I heard someone a few tables over yell “GIVE ME SHRIMP OR GIVE ME DEATH” and the person next to them just casually said “Layla, with your seafood allergy I’m pretty sure you can have both”

this was the adult version of shrimp heaven now and the penalty for shrimp is death

how else are you supposed to go to shrimp heaven?

drawthiere:

tbh one of my favorite little Undertale Fandom things is how ppl differentiate the designs of the kids in the games despite having extremely similar outfits in the base game

stuff like this

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foxboros:

moisok20:

Buzzfeed Unsolved but it’s just Dib and Gaz

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trans–ender-deactivated2021061:

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we all know about anon1449’s trans rights herobrine (with better pants) but we never talk about these absolute gems

boggoth:

arondeus:

theotherguysride:

academicssay:

On poverty and pronunciation in academia

Oh.

Why I never mock or even bring attention to mispronunciation in a conversation, and will snap down anyone who tries to

Besides poverty, for many peoplevEnglish is a second (or third+) language and has weird rules too. Most of the time, even when words are mispronounced, they’re still understandable if you make an effort. Just be patient and don’t look down on people who mispronounce!

mew-cake:

this interaction is absolutely KILLING me im so glad to have the kids back

bi0hazardz:

get fucked

jmbbee:

I love Zim so much,,,

(dont tag as ship please)