startrekin-it:

dappermouth:

dappermouth:

Passed a clinic today whose slogan said  “Healthcare When You Want It.” But…what’s the alternative? Healthcare when I…don’t want it?

doctor busting through my window at 3am: TIME FOR A CHECKUP, BITCH

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Originally posted by bi-est-witch-of-middleearth

thefranticspriter:
“ au where the players from the previous session design the god tiers of the next
bonus rose with an outfit designed by vriska and colored by terezi
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thefranticspriter:

au where the players from the previous session design the god tiers of the next

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bonus rose with an outfit designed by vriska and colored by terezi

naruting:

jocklee:

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how is all the naruto kids gonna look like shit in their 30s but gai sensei, nearly 50 yrs old, can still get it ???

the fucking exit sign 

chefpyro:

grandma said she saw a minions duvet cover in the store. asked if i wanted it.

the disgust on my face spoke for itself, apparently.

so you said yes?

pr1nceshawn:

Why Dogs Aren’t “Practice Babies

borgerpearl:

berrystumpytail:

borgerpearl:

borgerpearl:

borgerpearl:

Asking someone if they watch anime dubbed or subbed is basically the same as asking if they’re a top or a bottom.

To clarify, people who watch the dub are tops and people who watch the sub are bottoms.

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Brave of you to assume people who watch anime fuck

This is the only criticism I will accept on this post

jitterbugjive:

“Erasure” isn’t about changing characters’ races. It’s about excluding groups of people who aren’t well represented from something that has no reason to erase them. IE: A movie taking place in America/Europe but only showing white people despite it being somewhere that other races would in fact occupy.

erasure is why theres people who think ancient greece and rome was 100% white and 100% straight

they're acting like anythign different than wonderbread in the middle of a blizzard is white erasure. I wonder what their reaction to domino in deadpool 2 was. Or nick fury in the MCU.

jitterbugjive:

I seriously do not get how race has ANYTHING to do with a character’s personality, unless it has some sort of factor in the way they were raised or their backstory or they very clearly have a cultural background, there is no reason a character can’t be a different race.

reminds me of when people were complaining about miles morale and claming spiderman had to be white with no actual reason as to why other than “thats how its always been in every interpretation”

eyesprawl:

griffin mcelroy voice: welcome to my fun comedy show for jokes :) in this episode, listen as a man begs one of his closest friends to kill him so he doesn’t forget his missing wife’s face