goodson:

i wanna be friends with a crow but i know that wanting it means itll never happen. theyre too smart theyll smell my sweaty palms

did-you-kno:
“Kit Kats are made of Kit Kats. The manufacturers leave no Kit Kat uneaten, so every reject is mashed into a paste that’s used to fill the wafers. Because every imperfect Kit Kat was already filled with other imperfect Kit Kats, and some...

did-you-kno:

Kit Kats are made of Kit Kats. The manufacturers leave no Kit Kat uneaten, so every reject is mashed into a paste that’s used to fill the wafers. Because every imperfect Kit Kat was already filled with other imperfect Kit Kats, and some of the Kit Kats they’ll fill will also be rejected, every time you eat a Kit Kat, you’re basically eating layers of Kit Kats within Kit Kats within Kit Kats. Source Source 2

overlyactivepingpongball:

knightofleo:

walking around hyrule minding your own business and then the pianist suddenly flips their whole shit

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Everything: is real peaceful

Pianist:

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Big ass laser shooting robot jar falling from the sky:

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sotto-belle:
“ punchdinosaurs:
“ audio-sexual:
“ futureblackwakandan:
“ yesrazorbladecupcakes:
“ deviantart:
“
We honestly can’t imagine who would win in this epic Avengers and One Punch Man crossover battle.
“Saitama vs Thanos” by RoBs0n.
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The...

sotto-belle:

punchdinosaurs:

audio-sexual:

futureblackwakandan:

yesrazorbladecupcakes:

deviantart:


We honestly can’t imagine who would win in this epic Avengers and One Punch Man crossover battle.

“Saitama vs Thanos” by RoBs0n.

The infinity stones can be cracked you know


They’re just overly fancy gems, Satima has broken tougher stuff than that

If anyone’s answer is anything other than “Saitama knocks Thanos’ head clean off his shoulders” then they’re wrong

Saitama breaks Thanos’ bling bling arm then straight mollywops him for an hour.

Powerlevel hypotheticals involving Saitama always strike me as kind of a wasted effort. Or at least moreso than every powerlevel argument is by default? The point is he’s not even in the Goku/Superman category, he’s in the Roger Rabbit category; he’s however strong he has to be for it to be funny when the bad guy dies. 

^ This. This is the correct answer.

grednforgesgirl:

ogrish161:

-“mommy, the kids at school are mean to me!”

-“OH, WHAT, ARE U #TRIGGERED???, LIFE ISNT UR #SAFE SPACE LMAO”

Stay away from children for the rest of your lives please

The people who hate this are probably the ones traumatizing their children

nowicantlose:

The Phantom of the Opera is here

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robotlyra:

Saving 20 odd dollars a week by not going to Dunkin Donuts for coffee isn’t going to help when the working poor’s real problem is worrying about being able to still make rent if they miss work due to the flu, so let’s stop pretending like this “junior piggybank savers/guilt the poor out of simple comforts” technique is a viable solution to the problem of stagnating wages and skyrocketing living costs.

pileofknives:

thejovians:

littleblue-black-girl:

onlyblackgirl:

onlyblackgirl:

mangopapi:

deusaurelus:

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Racist are gonna be walking around barefooted

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They having a meltdown.

Bruhhh

Imagine hating black people and being so blinded by patriotism

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