petite-pumpkin:

Your new best friend is here!

teenagerposts:

When you forget to put a door in your minecraft house

uncle-cucky:

I GOT INTO THE JACKPOT OCT!!

 So I made this in honor of that sense ive been anxious all day!! Just something real quick n small n dumb

bloodsbane:

i feel for u anon

edatheowlmilf:

“You can’t change nature.” “Change is nature.” is kind of a raw line to be from ratatouille

sindri42:

argumate:

your honour, I did not read the terms and conditions, in fact I closed my eyes and clicked the mouse at random which the software incorrectly assumed constituted a legal and binding agreement on my part.

*I high five my defence attorney as the prosecutor grinds his teeth*

I mean we joke but it has literally been determined in a court of law that a checkbox does not constitute a signature and an average EULA is not a valid contract.

zonerbonerz:

My players: Thank you so much for DMing! This campaign seems super cool so far :)

Me, hiding the fact that I started this adventure solely to make the final boss an evil fae chef named Guy Fairy who runs a cooking empire called Flavortowne: ya no problem

uniej:

bloodsbane:

does anyone else feel like steven’s whole longstanding issue of having to deal with the horrible reprocussions of his mother’s actions is hitting a little too close to the universal feeling of younger generations getting saddled with a shit-ton of really complex and damaging systems/problems by the generation(s) before us while simultaneously being held responsible for the fact that they exist

banishedquasiroyal:

maybe! im nervous because i know ill have to back in the closet due to the current environment around trans people & the workforce. i figure it might be easier to just like, work my feminine wiles or whatever. learn how to put on makeup. start wearing heels. use misogynistic appeal in my favor until i can be at the point where i can just chill

its weird bc my relationship with womanhood is very…convoluted, as a nonbinary person. its scary and a lot of my issues with presentation in that way stem from trauma, but it still is alluring if that makes any sense? its really fucking weird and makes my head spin but if i have to wear a dress to be taken seriously (even if is only slightly more than me being authentic w/ myself), i need to do it

What about Banquo? hes one of the guys from macbeth so if anyone asks you can just say its shakspearean