Silver Tongue

july-19th-club:

apathetic-revenant:

infamouslydorky:

infamouslydorky:

The fact that Sherlock Holmes in the books canonically doesn’t believe that the Earth revolves around the Sun is friggin wild

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this is perhaps the single greatest example of the level of shit Watson has to put up with on a regular basis

og sherlock holmes is ten times funnier than any adaptation I’ve ever seen any time someone tries to educate him he goes ‘no no no now I have that in my BRAIN forget that shit immediately’ bc he’s afraid that if he learns about stuff he doesn’t care about, he’ll use up all his focus and attention on it whether he wants to or not and forget stuff about crime, which is both insanely funny and also deeply relatable to me

bethesdatodd:

shinglebob:

wetfluffycat:

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It’s because you can’t hate skyrim, if you do then Todd Howard comes into your house and kidnaps you.

It’s not kidnapping, it’s a friendly ride in a cart with your hands tied, surrounded by prisoners.

Are you still doing the character thing? If so how about Pearl from Steven Universe?

demilypyro:

stick

leg

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

steven universe sucks cause he ripped off my red jacket + blue shirt combo that i’ve been wearing for YEARS

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he’s on thin ice.

unadulteratedpiratepizza:

celticpyro:

all-around-za-warudo:

kansascity-elffriend:

metalcatholic:

museofmelody:

kansascity-elffriend:

celticpyro:

celticpyro:

Leave me alone, Google, I wanna see arguments in SUPPORT of the Earth being flat!

Guys read this it’s a riot:

https://wiki.tfes.org/Flat_Earth_-_Frequently_Asked_Questions

Oh my gosh

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I  can’t believe you didn’t include the gif

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This must be seen by everyone

This must not be seen by anyone

Anyone else immediately notice the sun’s path of light is curved and how the moon SHOULDN’T be going the opposite direction of the sun because then you’d never be able to explain lunar cycles?

My favorite thing about flat earth theory is that they have an answer to everything that says the earth isn’t flat, but if you put more than three of those answers together, they cancel each other out

jude-harley:

lesbianshadowcat:

lesbianshadowcat:

tome kurata and dipper pines and dib membrane are the same character but each w/slightly different levels of unhinged

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visual aid

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an addition, for science

hey, uh, why is ed on the rational side of things? hes like the most irrational person ever.

gallusrostromegalus:

gallusrostromegalus:

So I’m re-watching FMA:B and it’s enragingly good because they just went HAM on the foreshadowing, so I’m seeing news stuff this time around like the fact that every time Roy talks about his intent to become the fuhrer and later, his intent to avenge Hughes, he either closes or covers his eyes :)

i first saw FMA:b in goddanm 2009 and here is is a whloe-ass decade later and I am just now realizing that this is a pun on BLIND AMBITION.

chefpyro:
“BIG FLUFFY HAIR”

chefpyro:

BIG FLUFFY HAIR

turing-tested:

loot boxes but like, in real life

pokemon trading cards