so uh the rainbow high line is actually a spin off from, you might want to sit down for this… poopsie slime surprise
It started with pooping baby unicorns that you shake to make slime then it expanded to blindbag anthro characters in small LPS sizes then fantasy friends that were a mix of babies and anthro characters in about 6″ size. They hit gold with Poopsie Rainbow Surprise 14″ dolls (amaya, willow and and sunny are based on their 14″ versions) and revealed they’d hired Culur to sculpt a fashion doll line aaand that’s how we ended up with Rainbow High, a totally normal seeming fashion doll line that started out as a glittery poop slime gimmick toy.
The blindbags contained one of the most obnoxious slimes I’ve ever seen in a toy. The variant was called “cotton candy” and if that sucker came into contact with any form of moisture, it turned into a sticky hellish mess. Only thing I found capable of removing it at that point was straight up acetone. And it didn’t dry out! Ever! You could find that stuff in a drawer two years later and it was still a single microdrop of water away from becoming a plague upon your house.
RIP to all the carpets, clothes, toys and god knows what else ruined by poopsie cotton candy slime.
one of my beloved friends (very autism) was in.. not denial but ignorance sounds mean. but that abt themself last time you brought up the raads r test so i sent it to the gc (full of autism) and they were like psh. fake test no one could get below 100. they know now but i think about it so much
The thing is. When you take the autism test. And you see your score is in the 100 to 160 range. You think. Oh this is probably the middle? Middle autism. Tinge of autism. Your relatives calling you bright but shy autism. Just a whiff of autism. And then you see the score ranges. And you go. This test is lying to me there is absolutely no way the majority of people score under 65. The 65 number is such a low cutoff and so many of these experiences are clearly universal a score under 65 is something they made up in a lab. People who score under 65 are obviously scoring just under that mark from 59 to 64 and they’re also obviously lying or purposely misrepresenting their experiences as less severe than they are. And then you find out there are real people who get a 20 or 30 or 7 on it. And you go. Ah
who the fuck reads a direly unhinged statement like the above and just goes about their goddamn day, unbothered. that phrase doesn’t make me uncomfortable, it makes me want to find whoever created it and rattle their fucking bones apart.
I hope the Mario movie fiasco helps studios learn that celebrity voicecasts only receive vitriol when they’re poorly casted and distract from the actual characters and movie.
When you watch Shrek or Megamind you don’t spend the whole movie actively aware you’re listening to Mike Meyers and Cameron Diaz, or Will Ferrell and Tina Fey. Fuck it man even when you watch Despicable Me, Steve Carell does a good job of being the character. Chris Pratt is just like himself? Doing an impression of your friend from New York’s dad? And it actively pulls you out of the movie because you’re so aware of that! Good voice actors do the exact opposite and create a believable character and performance!!
Celebrity voice casts are not inherently bad, studios just do not know how to cast them!!! Fuck!!!!!
i also think it says a lot that ryan reynolds did a better job playing actual literal pikachu than chris pratt is doing as mario, a human man
Especially since Ryan Reynolds didn’t even really put on a voice, but he still was able to make a believable character with tones and inflections. Especially when he did the little Pikachu noises.
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