Silver Tongue

bookwormpride:

magicschoolbuzzed:

lapsuli:

Can’t wait till Lapis ends up in the visor of shame :,)

Bad and naughty gems get put in the visor of shame to atone for their sins

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A new addition to the Visor of Shame collection

snofaroodraws:
“Vivian because she’s my favorite girl in tTYD

snofaroodraws:

Vivian because she’s my favorite girl in tTYD <3<3

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

jesus was real??? like a real ass person? what??

i just assumed that jesus was like. a metaphor

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cinematic parallels

wehaveallgotknives:

wehaveallgotknives:

this morning on yard duty, i saved a large, sleepy bumble bee from some children who were gonna stomp on it because children are afraid of things. the bee was cold, and moving very slowly, not up to flying yet. i picked up the bee and it climbed my arm. the children screamed. i told them it was ok. the bee got onto my neck and into my hair. the children kept telling me that it was in my hair. i turned my head so the bee was in the sun. i stood there with the children and the bee until it warmed up and flew away. see, i said, it didn’t hurt me. if you don’t hurt things, they usually don’t hurt you. 

I went back to this school after a week away and a boy in year one in the lunch line said to me “remember when you holded the bee?”

tapatiopapi:

tiltedheals:

sourpuss69:

GOD so many quotable lines from this such as

“Ew yucky… that is gunk”

“It is just potatoes”

“Not the problem I was expecting, but I problem I can handle”

Oh wow. The world straight up broke Gen Z. I thought we were bad. Oof

This is exactly what type of humor I imagine A.I. developing

h0l0graphic:

So basically

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I’m baby

cowcat44:

Same energy

docondeck:

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Them!!!! I missed them so much!!!

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