adurot:

conspicuouslad:

conspicuouslad:

Last night I went to a surprise party that was Batman themed. Hostess asked us to dress up, so I say “sure.”

So I wear a bright green button up shirt with a purple tie, a bowler with a green question mark, and a green cane with a big question mark at the top and question marks all over it.

Friend who threw the party: Are you the Joker?

What is it that you are implying?

druddigon:

this was for an aquarium

Dave: stop that
Rose: Stop what?
Dave: youre talking about me in morse code
Rose: Yes, that is what we are doing. In our very limited free time and resources, we hired a grubsitter and took classes to take an outdated and outmoded form of communication so that we could talk about you in front of you.
*rose and kanaya to the camera*
Kanaya: That Is Exactly What We Did.

bbg100:

animentality:

littlelarimar:

there’s always that jerk named kevin that shows up in cartoons

it’s a bitch name

hey, dont drag kevin ethan levin into this. As far as kevins go hes actually pretty rad

zombeesknees:

pajamasecrets:

cinematic parallells - ted theodore logan / neo

#this set is honestly a public service

zombeesknees:

#this entire scene is a fucking masterpiece  #the building tension in Barbossa’s cabin  #the strings in the score rising ominously  #and then the entire movie turns on a /dime/  #‘oh okay’  #I remember thinking  #‘fucking GHOST PIRATES’  #it drops from historical swashbuckler to fantasy swashbuckler in one set piece  #in which the rules for how the crew work are given to you purely in visuals  #and you get to see that sharp difference between horror-horror and fun horror  #because this scene genuinely terrifies Elizabeth  #and delights /you/  #instead of being awful for both of you  #god it’s just so neatly done and raises the stakes for the film and puts everything into context and adds depth to the characters  #and comes as a complete surprise  #this is all the things you want in a set piece  #we should all aspire to storytelling so economical  #(incidentally so should THE SEQUELS  #christ)  (via wizzard890)

shortangrybisexual:

whale-lord456:

chefpyro:

civveon:

chefpyro:

civveon:

chefpyro:

civveon:

chefpyro:

TELL ME WHY

AIN’T NOTHIN BUT A HEARTACHE

TELL ME WHY

AIN’T NOTHIN BUT A MIIISTAKE  

TELL ME WHY

I NEVER WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY

I WANT IT THAT WAY

It was number 5. Number 5 killed my brother.

Oh my god I totally forgot about that

yourdndstories:

I love Bigbot and I cannot lie. From Connor E. 

Follow these comics on Instagram.