pirateprincess23:

Honestly, the weirdest adhd feel is zoning out while you’re talking because when you come back, you’re still talking and the other person is still listening, but you have no fucking idea what you said while on autopilot.

couriers-mile:

Part 1 of maaayyybe a comic? I’m bad at finishing shit so no promises.

hoothootmotherf-ckers:

jumpboy-rembrandt:

jumpboy-rembrandt:

jumpboy-rembrandt:

jumpboy-rembrandt:

davenport: so you’re taako and lup…?

taako: yes

davenport: what is your last name?

lup: um, we wrote it on the application?? can you read or like

davenport: i can read it just fine. i just don’t think your last names are actually “from tv” or “you know”, the latter of which is followed by a semicolon and closed parenthesis.

lup: it’s a winky face

davenport: i gathered that, yes.

they compromise and list the twins’ last names as “yuno-fromtivi”

lucretia: that’s a unique surname. where is it from?

taako: e…elf.

(thus ends lucretia’s first attempt at befriending taako)

davenport: hello mr…bl…bleu…?

barry: bluejeans. it;s just,, uh,, just bluejeans,,, i panicked.?

davenport: Does Anyone At This Noble Institution Have A Last Fucking Name

magnus burnsides: hi i’m here for the p

davenport: you’re hired

bold words from Davenport, first name Captain 

fatalperfume:
“ christel-thoughts:
“ talesofthestarshipregeneration:
“ goldenluxe:
“ Who made this goddess? I love her! The eyes,nose,lips and that haiiirr
”
anyone know the artist?
”
looks like Mark...

fatalperfume:

christel-thoughts:

talesofthestarshipregeneration:

goldenluxe:

Who made this goddess? I love her! The eyes,nose,lips and that haiiirr

anyone know the artist?

looks like Mark Newman

http://marknewman.deviantart.com/gallery/?catpath=/

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^^ this one is called “Grandpa’s Favorite”. 

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^^ this one is called “Iris in Bloom”.

he’s awesome. 

You never see classical inspired sculptures with POC.. So this is really something to me. Absolutely beautiful.

sevenrelics:

magnus: so you’re really attached to that kid, huh?

taako, refusing to admit he could ever love a child:

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kravitaz-of-the-situation:
“Local flip wizard yells
”

kravitaz-of-the-situation:

Local flip wizard yells

valarhalla:

valarhalla:

Fun fact: Tenochtitlan fell in 1521. From 1603 onwards, large numbers of honest-to-god fricking Japanese Samurai came to Mexico from Japan to work as guardsmen and mercenaries. 

Ergo, it would be 100% historically accurate to write a story starring a quartet consisting of the child or grandchild of Aztec Noblemen, an escaped African slave, a Spanish Jew fleeing the Inquisition (which was relaxed in Mexico in 1606, for a time) and a Katana-wielding Samurai in Colonial Mexico.

Also a whole bunch of Chinese Characters BECAUSE MEXICO CITY HAD A CHINATOWN WITHIN TEN YEARS OF THE FALL OF THE AZTEC EMPIRE.

ink7blot:

fmanime:

fmanime:

i think edward elric entire military experience can be summarized as john mulaney’s “horse loose in the hospital” bit

there is a CHILD ALCHEMIST LOOSE IN THE STATE MILITARY!

NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE CHILD IS GOING TO DO, LEAST OF ALL THE CHILD!

HE’S NEVER BEEN IN THE MILITARY BEFORE!

They interviewed a man who once saw a baby in a restaurant.

WE’VE ALL SEEN A BABY IN A RESTAURANT!!!

THIS IS A CHILD. LOOSE IN THE MILITARY.