askmerriauthor:

tabletop-rpgs:

laurakbuzz:

jetsharkdragon:

i like how the official 5e handbook says tieflings range in red to reddish brown colors but most people i know with tieflings are just like

Feeling mighty called out here!!

it me, also blue, or green!

You will take my canary yellow and pale pink Tiefling daughters over my dead body.

in the same vein, dragonborns andkobolds are dull browns according to the PHB and “scale colour’ is more of an internal aspect but thats not stopping any of us from makin our bornz be the colour of their scale heritage.

epersonae:

jellies:

The worst thing that ever happened on the moon base was one time Magnus made eye contact with Lucretia across the cafeteria and she paused and then dabbed really fast and Magnus was like “guys I just fucking saw the Director dab” and Taako was like “no you didn’t, don’t lie to us, shut the fuck up” and he never could convince anyone of what he saw

And then Taako remembered that he taught her how to dab

Taako is also the one who convinced her to only dab so magnus would be the only one who sees it

sharkchunks:

Marvel Cinematic Universe title cards as of April 27th, 2018

whitepeopletwitter:

PM me your Spider-Man

hanuwabbit:

thedeadlygrips:

thedeadlygrips:

hey!!!! i forgot! grandma wanted me to tell you she’s making stew tonight!!!!!

gahdamnpunk:

It was Christopher Columbus’ reincarnation

barzum-and-baizli:

morbidlyqueerious:

barzum-and-baizli:

barzum-and-baizli:

barzum-and-baizli:

we’re still missing two piercings

everyone seems to be forgetting how eyebrow piercings work and is counting the two he has as four

there’s a bar that goes under the eyebrow like this. the two dots are for one piercing

WE’RE MISSING TWO FUCKING PIERCINGS

one piercing found. missing only one piercing now

look. we all know where that piercing is.

fuck you fuck you fuck you

cairo-overcoat:

dw about it

gaycomicsnshit:

emir-dynamite:

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

“What’s our stop?”

“You’ll get off when I tell you to.”

you people are the most fucking exhausting i swear it

the safeword is “choo choo”