swolizard:

thighetician:

Also, Jedi fight dickheads all the time, it’s a core part of the job. Fuck this kid been watching

to be fair, anakin isnt the best person to use as an example of the jedi way.

Finally made an official sheet for my commissions.

If at any point you are interested, send me a message.

vriska:

alltheironsintheskylight:

vriska:

Vriska did nothing wrong come @ me

She literally killed Aradia aka the best girl

Vriska literally did nothing wrong?? Taako from TV literally said so????

she could have worn denim and didnt. elwurd out lesbianed her.

banishedquasiroyal:

also. grubs acting like kittens…walking like kittens….getting on top of RIDICULOUSLY HIGH SURFACES and FREAKING OUT THEIR CARETAKERS like kittens…trolls=space cats is the only fantheory that i can legally support now

rose panics when she cant find a grub. kanaya finds the grub easily climbing on the ceiling.

justgyr:

lohboh:

socialist-tomfoolery:

College students in nice suits for no reason triggers my fight or flight response

It’s good practice to distrust business students

Tired: engineering and humanities/art students hating each other

Wired: Everybody hating business students

gravity-engineer:

coolcatgroup:

sodagums:

v1als:

I just had this hyper-realistic dream and like. I don’t even know what to make of this lmao 

I was sitting in this park, on a bench, looking up at the night sky and all the stars and stuff, and I blinked and suddenly the entire sky was different. I’m talking different constellations, the sky absolutely packed with billions more stars, some so close they’re massive. I’m like wtf and suddenly I realise there’s an old man sitting next to me, dressed in like 1940s clothing, also looking up at the sky.

before I can ask him if he’s you know, noticed, he speaks, without looking away from the sky.

“this is what the universe really looks like,” he tells me.

“oh,” I say. a pause. “…can you put it back?”

he smiles and nods. I look up. the sky has gone back to normal.

“what do I do with this information?” I ask, looking at him again.

he turns his head and, smiling, looks me dead in the face. "be careful.“

listen i had to draw it

I love this.

This is beautiful.

yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: There’s a plant in the swamp, it’s an odd mythical thing that curses people but it looks suspiciously like something harmless.

In our party are both a frog-witch who’s speciality is herbs and a dark-elf who’s naturally talented with plants.

Both of them roll a CRIT FAIL in recognizing what the plant is.

Our Tribe warrior though, who from his stats should have no clue of this kind of stuff totally succeeds in recognizing the plant.

Tribe Warrior: You guys, I think this may be bad news, because-

Frog Witch: How about you shut your trap because this is easily a harmless plant. I AM CONVINCED OF THAT

Dark Elf: I absolutely second that, you must be nuts, Tribe Warrior.

We are doomed.

cthulhubert:

phantomsteed:

i love how edward elric dresses like the typical anime protag (all black, red cloak w/ huge emblem, tight leather pants, always puts skulls or spikes on everything, huge belt with a chain on it, etc. etc.) but literally everyone else dresses like normal fucking people so he just constantly gets berated for his Shit Awful Taste

cf also everything he makes with alchemy.

me at first: “Wow this magic sure has a kind of gothic sensibility with all the dragons and spikes and shit that comes out”

me another few volumes in, “Oh, no, Ed’s just… Like That”

samuisam:

99% sure this has been done before but phck it

claroquequiza:

deohsogay:

me: [considers coming out to someone]

them: [says something homophobic]

me:

Remember: if you think you don’t know any gay people, it’s because the gay people in your life know they’re not safe around you.