Silver Tongue

demilypyro:

silver-tongues-blog:

demilypyro:

Totally own your local vampire by saying they may enter your house and once they’re inside add “if you’re gay”

but emily, vampires are all gay

Oh no, this isn’t about safety, if you try this you should fully expect to get drunk like a caprisun. But the vampire has to do so with the knowledge that you TOTALLY OWNED them

demilypyro:

Totally own your local vampire by saying they may enter your house and once they’re inside add “if you’re gay”

but emily, vampires are all gay

dwuckk:

It’s the 1st of September, you know what that means

Its halloween baby!

donutdrawsthings:

hey y’all, I made some discord emojis who properly convey how I feel sometimes. I can’t really feel these emotions in the other ones. feel free to use them!

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

Next semester everyone in class and beyond will know I’m trans, and most likely be semi-forced to call me by my female name, due to the entire faculty being aware and my name having been changed in the school system.

And I am SO ready to be the Confident Apathetic Trans Woman Who’s Just Here For The Class and Doesn’t Care What You Think. I’ve been waiting my whole life for this.

I can’t wait to be asked personal questions and not look up from my game

“What’s in your pants” the fucking homework you didn’t finish on time, Derek

The semester starts tomorrow! Whole semester of just game design! I got my bag PACKED. Got my alarm set for 6:30 SHARP, I’m already in bed at EIGHT. I’m READY

Break a leg. preferably not yours

naratemari:

Kyo Sohma in his Cat form.

↪  Request: anonymous.

clearspit:

asteroidarsonist:

chairicon:

tiktoks-we-like:

Can someone please tell me why walmart is selling cakes with the hurricane on it??? what the fuck is going ON???

I don’t love tiktok but it’s vital non Americans watch

florida culture is having “hurricane parties” which is where you and all your friends have a sleepover at the sturdiest house among the group and pray the power doesn’t go out during your group netflix binge. there’s usually a lot of snacks involved so it’s nice to see walmart making special cakes for the occasion

i would totally buy one

larissaloki:

thatpettyblackgirl:

The AP is fucking pathetic. And fuck those astronomers and their telescope.

I can definitely sympathize with any native trying to fight for their land.💯Keep fighting folks✊🏽

I’m all for space stuff but just because you think so so location is a good place to build, doesn’t mean that place isn’t important to others. If locals say no, look elsewhere.

nerdymouse:

nerdymouse:

So today I went to the straight pride event in Boston. I spent a lot of my time handing out water and snacks to counter protesters.

During this time counter protesters were arrested, people were pepper sprayed, a friend of mine had a police bike slammed into her throat twice.

A Trump supporter stalked someone through the crowd and grabbed someone and started a physical altercation.

A cop at one point shook his pepper spray in my face. It wasn’t until I pulled out my phone that he walked away.

At another instance a cop stood in front of me with his hand on his gun.

When the protest ended the cops pushed us away from the straight pride people using force. They used a barricade of their bikes. I was chatting with my friend collecting water when suddenly I heard screams, people running, and I felt pepper spray sprinkle my face. People were being carried away from the police to have milk poured in their eyes. At least 5 people were sprayed in that instance. Eventually someone was hit by a police motorcycle. At some point a tourist group got hit by pepper spray getting a child. A child was pepper sprayed.

All of this happened across the street from the Holocaust Memorial and along the freedom trail.

Here is to help with the bail fund: