Taako: hey babe what do you want for candlenights this year?
Kravitz: *takes Taako’s hand in his, stares deeply into his eyes*
Kravitz: your last name.
Taako: wh… like… oh
Taako: are… are you sure? because my last name is also Taako. but spelled different.
Kravitz: *forcing himself not to recoil* yyeeeahhhhhhh… that’s…. fine….
Player 1: “LOOK, I’m not some STREET BRAWLER. And if you don’t believe me, we can take this outside.”
Player 2: “You mean into the STREET? So you can BRAWL?”
ya”LL I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STABBED MYSELF IN THE ASS WITH MY TABLET PEN AND THERE IS BLOOD?????????
Now you can say you’ve given blood sweat and tears and mean it
man i’d really love to see more varying designs for unicorns besides Tall Deer
keep em elusive af but their body form can vary between environments like ur adventuring w/ ur party thru a tundra n bam there’s a stout unicorn with a thick fluffy coat and a big icy horn
or ur party is wandering thru a grasslands area w/ few trees n one of u spots a tall as shit giraffe looking unicornthe amount possibilities here
I second this motion!
gguys holy fufck
SINCE WHEN DID YOU HAVE A PET FROG?????
her name is tsuyu and she is an honored member of class 1-A so please be respectful
Today I made a size chart instead of being productive :) :) :)
Did you guys know elves in d&d are… only smol?? I’ve been getting that wrong
contact me about d&d commissions :)
yall are so fake for making sans undertale jokes like wasnt our Friend. like he didnt buy us a Meal at grillby’s. like he didnt help Hide You from papyrus. like he didnt stack hotdogs ON YOUR HEAD. yall are such fake friends and you need to know.
if you dont think sans would join in and start saying stuff like “please, just call me sans, undertale was my father” then youre the fake
Okay, but this is an excellent method to use when anyone is being inappropriate. Pretend that you don’t get it. Whether the comment is sexist, racist, sexual, misogynistic, inappropriate, off-color… watching them squirm as they try to explain and realize just how awful their comment was it is better than being angry about it.
