quadrell:

marshmallowfrootloops:

covertplantigrade:

subtly-shakespearean:

the-start-of-something8059:

i threw a bunch of vines into a shakespearean translator and they’re all great great but this one is definitely my favorite:

“Love looks with the heart, not with the mind, and therefore, Cupid is blind wench. I ain’t nev'r gonna cease loving thee… wench”

baby boomers for the last 20 years: capitalism works because the customers decide who succeeds and who fails! if a company doesnt listen to demands then they go bankrupt!

millennials/gen Z: okay, we demand that you pay your employees fairly, be more ethically and morally responsible and stop destroying the environment or else we wont buy the products.

Baby boomers: Wait no, we change our mind. People are heartless murderers killing various industries.

potoo-reblogs:

shishkababoo:

shadow-dio-sama:

handsomezack:

heatoise:

heatoise:

hi ive been losing my shit over this picture for the past two days

have been informed that this is from a 1974 sean connery movie called zardoz and all i can say is if i saw this in 1974 my third eye would have snapped the fuck open

Isn’t that a thwomp

on the topic of Zardoz, this is what Sean Connery wore in the movie

Please reblog this nice Toad.

YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHO THAT CHARACTER IS

gearholder:

eric-coldfire:

whitepeopletwitter:

If she can make pancakes as well then it’s a done deal

Jackpot.

@kilalabunniescan i wanna make pancakes for you

ousamapudding:

zsnes:

phoneus:

volcanoes-and-lightning:

Lightning remembers the old days at Blue Mesa, Arizona (USA).

God started drawing a penis but his mom took his hand by the wrist and tried to yank it away

who is gods mom

karkat

starkillerrx:

c-bassmeow:

Omg …..

I can’t believe Jimmy’s Seafood murdered PETA

come down to jimmys seafood where you can order peta bisque with buttered breadrolls