Silver Tongue

soufflestevens:

Teachers be like “I’m more than happy to accommodate students with mental illnesses or disabilities. I just don’t excuse any absences, offer extra credit, or accept late homework. Also my only office hours are off campus on the last full moon of every other month”

straightboyfriend:

terefah:

straightboyfriend:

It’s Eat His Pussy Thursday make sure you eat his pussy

it’s friday.

Australians don’t interact

nightmarenoise:
“Zim actually trying to humor GIR’s antics? Good stuff, very good, quality content
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nightmarenoise:

Zim actually trying to humor GIR’s antics? Good stuff, very good, quality content

turbomun:

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“A racing game!”

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“I’LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!”

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sandboxpyramid:
“ all the tallest know is foodcourtia, blow stuff up, be gay, eat hot chip and lie
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sandboxpyramid:

all the tallest know is foodcourtia, blow stuff up, be gay, eat hot chip and lie

probablybadrpgideas:

probablybadrpgideas:

At the end of character creation, have every player roll a d100 for “plot reasons”.

When the game begins, reveal that the result is how many miles in the air the characters start the campaign at.

I have been informed that the edge of space is 50-62 miles off the ground, depending on which measurement you use.

In light of this new information, I will not be amending the post in any way.

nuggetlumps:

nuggetlumps:

nuggetlumps:

Who wants to see my hotdog

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I paid 50 cents for this ceramic bad boy

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My cat

consider this:

petewave:

bee-biome:

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bees follow/sit on mooblooms and pollinate their flowers

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her…