Silver Tongue

shinyzack:
“ Stop chocobo before he kills again
”

Stop chocobo before he kills again

every night this sir unit calls the massive and eats a kit kat incorrectly the tallests have no idea who he is please send help

snartlive:

mikufan420:
snartlive:
if i lay here
if i just lay here
would you lie with me,
and just forget the world?
ALT
:)
fuck everyone else this is the only addition that matters

muldor:

“Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes.” -Walt Whitman

the-apples-were-monitored:

just-another-emo-perspective:
rinzaydraws:
cannibalchicken:
Tbh this killed me
being both the eldest child and a girl
being “high functioning” autistic

magickphlantz-deactivated201909:

idk if anyone has done this yet but i thought it was funny asdsgsv

this-super-piece-of-shit:

afallenwolf:

failsnail:
tekxz:
kaibawarp:
i want you all to know that there’s a breed of draft mules called the American Mammoth Jackass and they are Large Boys
mother Fucker unlimited
That’s a mammoth donkey, a Draft mule is a large donkey like above, or a bigger other type, crossed over a big Draft horse mare. Making a big mule baby.
that’s a big ass.

animetitle:

these three scenes in Airplane! come one right after another and together they form the most lethal sequence in cinema history