i say we replace the word twink with the word squirrel

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It fits in so much better with bears and otters than twink does

Silver, we just had this conversation. Ferrets! Much better! Squirrels are shorties and chubby. Ferrets are talls and thins! 

fine, squirrels are the the middle ground between ferrets and bears.
roo is halfway between ferret and odder and naturally a wolf is between an otter and a bear

Where do we fit hyenas into this? We need to get hyenas in this as soon as possible. 

hyenas are in the dead middle

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i say we replace the word twink with the word squirrel

scraps-is-busy:

silver-tongues-blog:

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It fits in so much better with bears and otters than twink does

Silver, we just had this conversation. Ferrets! Much better! Squirrels are shorties and chubby. Ferrets are talls and thins! 

fine, squirrels are the the middle ground between ferrets and bears.
roo is halfway between ferret and odder and naturally a wolf is between an otter and a bear

Where do we fit hyenas into this? We need to get hyenas in this as soon as possible. 

hyenas are in the dead middle

i say we replace the word twink with the word squirrel

scraps-is-busy:

silver-tongues-blog:

It fits in so much better with bears and otters than twink does

Silver, we just had this conversation. Ferrets! Much better! Squirrels are shorties and chubby. Ferrets are talls and thins! 

fine, squirrels are the the middle ground between ferrets and bears.
roo is halfway between ferret and odder and naturally a wolf is between an otter and a bear

i say we replace the word twink with the word squirrel

It fits in so much better with bears and otters than twink does

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In Japanese folklore, Gashadokuro, also known as Odokuro, are giant skeletons, fifteen times taller than an average person, and are constructed from the bones of people who have died from starvation. Their bones are collected into this giant skeleton creature which is filled with intense anger and a thirst for human blood. He wanders around at night, grinding his teeth and making a “gachi gachi” sound. The giant skeleton towers so high above the ground and walks so quietly that he can be almost invisible. The only warning you get when the giant skeleton is near is a strange and inexplicable ringing in your ears.

If the Gashadokuro finds you, he will reach down with his bony hand and snatch you off the ground. Then he will pluck your head off and suck the blood out of your headless body until his thirst is quenched.

Japanese folk lore is fucking brutal holy shit

Hot Dogs are sandwiches

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okay so, if you think this is a sandwich

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then you have to agree that a hot dog is also a sandwich

Yes or No

ofc hotdogs are sandwiches. what else would they be?

A real hot debate is that smuckers are ravioli not sandwiches.

Poptarts are sandwiches

poptarts are ravioli

Ravioli are filled pasta.

Pasta is noodles.

Noodles are bread

Therefore ravioli are sandwiches.

Or pies…

No, ravioli means that its completely sealed on all edges. ravioli is not sandwich. 

Ravioli pasta

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sealed on all sides with a filling inside

Smuckers uncrustable is also ravioli.

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Pop tarts are ravioli

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sandwiches are not ravioli. sandwiches have an opening.

Then they are pies!!!!

THEY ARENT PIES. PIES ARENT SEALED. if you seal a pie before it bakes, its gonna make a mess in your oven. You need breathing holes in pies ergo, they arent pies

Poptarts can’t be ravioli bc they have icing on the top

Everything is not contained within the confines of the wheat

the frosting on a poptart is basically the sauce on the ravioli

*clears throat* 

the true measure of a sandwich is if it is bread and then something and then more bread so that it can be held one-handed while gambling. Ravioli cannot be held in the hand because it is hot and wet and is therefore not a sandwich. 

Real big sandwiches are on real thin ice. 

*holds rotisserie chicken up with one hand while playing slots with the other*
BEHOLD A SANDWICH

Ok, but, if you somehow sealed the sides of a sandwich, would it still be a sandwich, or would it be ravioli??

it would be ravioli. Thats already been addressed with the smuckers uncrustable which is the exact thing you described

No, wrong. Because rotisserie chickens leave behind all kinds of gross greasy crap and also do not meet the bread-stuff-bread requirement. 

Raviolis require pasta so fuck you. 

*breads, batters and fries an entire rotisserie chicken*
BEHOLD A SANDWICH

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my computer is black and blue…. not black and red….. it’s a Fake Gamers

This black and red shit has to stop. The true gamer colors have been and always will be black and green. Black representing the exile and pain a gamer goes through, and green representing the mountain dew all true gamers pump directly into their bloodstream.

the red represents mountain dew code red, you fool

The blue represents mountain dew voltage, you are all true gamers

im valid???

you are valid

Mine is black and white, am I part of the club?

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we’re all in the same family

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All colours game.

and they say gamers are racist

gamers ended racism  😤 😤 😤 😤

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