daily–jadeharley:

another comic featuring JADE as the SCORNED HEALTH CONSCIOUS ROOMMATE

okay but there is absolutely nothing wrong with eating hotpockets for every meal

thebuttkingpost:

thebuttkingpost:

boxartcomparisons:

Box art comparison (JP/US/EU): The Real Ghostbusters.

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Um?

yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: You approach a house in the forest, made of gingerbread.

Player: I look though the window.

DM: You can’t

Player: why?

DM: They’re… Frosted. 

positive-memes:

Rest easy man

crazyfandomaddicted:

JUST SAW THIS ON INSTAGRAM AND LAUGHED SO HARD I SCARED THE DOG OMG

wiredandrewired:

cinniharpy:

Me: I gotta go to the bathroom

Every animal in the house:

@wireslide

nhyworks:

yiffmaster:

liache:

i love that we and cats share pareidolia (seeing patterns where they dont exist), but instead of seeing faces in everyday objects like us, they see snakes

that computer cord? snake. string? small snake. cucumber? short fat straight snake

snake pareidolia is one of the strongest things in human minds too! people report freezing mid-stride before being consciously aware of a snake in front of them, and the same happens with coiled rope, etc. in humans and other primates. it’s even been proposed that the need to detect snakes was a factor in the development of primates’ insanely good color eyesight

It’s because snakes are wonderful and we must stop and admire them at any cost

yourdndstories:

See, this is why you don’t go to work for evil most ancient.
From Ryan E. 

We on instagram, y’all. 

transpeter:

transpeter:

peter: i hate it when people say that i can “do whatever a spider can”

tony: well, can’t you?

peter: i can think of many things a spider can do that i can’t. i can’t crawl into someone’s ear and die, i can’t legally leave guatemala without a passport, i can’t have sex with a spider —

steve: can we change the subject

loki: let him finish talking