anyway, since I guess today is my day for bullshit prospit kids commentary, let me tell you about jade.
Jade’s greenhouse garden is weird.
Her garden is squash and corn and veggies… but primarily flowers. Which is a weird choice of priorities, since according to the girl herself:
JADE: i even had my own garden where i grew flowers and vegetables and fruits and such
JADE: that is all i ever ate, the things i grew myself
but whatever, it’s not like this point ever occurred to me as notable (or as suggesting she ate the flowers along with the vegetables and fruit and such). Maybe she just liked the flowers! I like the flowers.
What kind of flowers are they anyway?
Oh, okay, bullshit nonsense flowers, right?
Well. I’m not saying those AREN’T bullshit nonsense flowers, but I AM saying… have you seen THIS bullshit nonsense?
So yeah, I’ve been silently classifying Jade’s garden flowers as exaggerated caricatures of these guys ever since I saw some IRL and did a double take. It is fun to have such private hilarities.
But then a few days ago it occurred to me I could just, like, go to the plant store and acquire my very own Jade Harley plant if I wanted. So I asked google what I should know about them.
And… turns out…. passion flowers are a homebrew treatment for sleeping disorders and anxiety.
What a surprising harvest for a narcoleptic?
I have no fucking idea what to do with this bullshit but it’s the end of the post now and here we are.
whenever someone is like ‘why do burger-flippers deserve to make the same amount as x?’ and i just ask ‘have you considered that maybe x deserves to be paid more?’ because it never occurs to people that if these people are being underpaid, then there is a chance that so are they.
I see this all the time with people bringing up paramedics. “You want 15$ an hour as a burger flipper! I made less than that as an EMT!”
Yeah and it was wrong to pay YOU that little too. You got overworked and underpaid and the amount of money the McDonalds employee in the drive through gets has no bearing what so ever on what an EMT makes. Pay the EMT more too.
adults, while forcing all children above the age of 5 to sit still, be silent, and obey orders for 7-8 hours a day with minimal breaks, reducing their exposure to fresh air and sunlight to almost nothing, forcing them to alter their natural sleeping patterns to increase productivity, and repeatedly telling them their self worth depends on their being able to follow these instructions perfectly for 13 or more years: kids these days are so lazy! they never go outside! they never want to do anything! clearly it’s not because of us!
The way we treat children is extremely inhumane, but so many adults want to dismiss it because it’s so normalized
You… You do realize that’s what it’s like to be a working adult…? And our days are even longer.
thats because an 8 hour work day is extortion and should be illegal. next question.
Either you’ve never had a job or you’re just lazy af. There’s nothing wrong with 9 to 5 jobs. Nobody is forcing people to work them and people need the hours to make more money. People get breaks too.
Please take a biology class & get some help. People shouldnt have to do work 80% of the day to survive.
2. capitalism is forcing people to work. i could just quit my job and hang out at home - but then i would lose my house and most likely starve to death, because of the way our economy works.
3. breaks for most establishments are a mere 30 minutes for an 8-hour shift; at my first job, for a 6-hour shift, your break would only be 15 minutes and any longer shift would only get 30. studies say people are more productive if for every hour you work, you get a 15-minute break - meaning, for an 8-hour shift, you’d need an hour-long break, and so on and so forth.
the way modern society views work is unhealthy for loads of reasons, not just what i mentioned here. the fact that we’re preparing children for such a torturous lifestyle is horrific.
Also like…. small children are not adults. Small children should not be held to the same standards as adults. Even if the 8 hour work day WAS healthy, it would be inhumane to hold a small child to the same standard.
The school system was literally designed to train people for factory work back when child labour was legal so that should tell you how fucked that is
……….I never realized that.
People say “it happens to adults too” in order to downplay something that happens to children, even though it shouldn’t happen to adults either, and the entire reason it happens to children is to normalize it so people tolerate it when they’re adults.
Shot with an arrow, gay priest with some CDs or do you want Jesus to give it to you?
arrow please, i’m old-fashioned.
i’m calling dibs on AC/DC’s “Thunderstruck”
Something with lightning probably? I dunno, I kinda prefer the earlier close-range stands that are just good at fighting and have some added abilities.
I’m picturing something Ampharos-inspired. The ears, the yellow with black accents, for sure. And the tail with the red ball on it.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
