Silver Tongue

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And with YOUR help, we can make him feel even worse!

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my friend liz downloaded some free audio software a few months ago to do something and now every time she joins a call a female voice says “trial. trial.” and liz doesn’t remember the name of the software or know how to stop it and she doesn’t want to

my friend liz had her spotify account hacked and literally didn’t realize for a year until I was talking about my decade in review playlist and she looked at hers and it was all brazilian music and she was like oh this explains why I would go to sleep listening to classical music and wake up and it’s playing trap. and also why there are like 30 playlists on my account that I didn’t make. she just thought spotify was like that

hand to god at some point my friend liz managed to fuck up her install of Portal so bad that it was displaying minecraft textures

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like she’s bringing me dead mice

slurmware:

slurmware:

can u imagine if comic sans had. serifs

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actually nvm what the fuck is this shit

kirbyofthestars:

kirbyofthestars:

how do i sleep at night knowing charles martinet is a classically trained professional voice actor who stayed perfectly in-character during his original audition and performed til they ran out of recording tape and ad-libbed his lines for mtt to be kinder and more encouraging than his original script and treasures his mario voice very dearly and loves performing it and they gave him a bit cameo in a movie about the iconic beloved character he’s voiced for decades in favour of. chris pratt

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charles “i want to voice mario until i drop dead” martinet.

kumboochies:

not-close-to-straight:

“Right behind the fucking floppity”

You guys I am WHEEZING

he is so offended this entire video 😂😂

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professionalchaoticdumbass:

dyggot:

your a dumbhead

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theyre both trans but still hate each other. hate wins

little-bullheaded-shit:

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Patron saint of “every voice in cartoons ever” has the most simple and honest opinion I’ve ever seen

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molabuddy:

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i couldn’t think of a better way to communicate this so its this . my struggle

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