This is why Mr. Fry will always have a seat at my table.
Amen.
I was having a conversation about religion with this guy and he asked me what I would do if I got into heaven and had to sit next to God. I told him I wouldn’t take the seat.
interrogation scene in a movey where the guy refuses to cooperate and he’s like “fuck you” and spits blood and the people interrogating him are like “what the fuck. nobody’s even hit you yet. where did you get all that blood from”
i think that’d be funny
“Dude are you ok”
then the guy and hte interrogator have to work together to fight a shit ton of ghosts haunting the facility. there are brief moments where they could leave each other death, but they keep each others back despite being enemies on regular basis. By the end they realize that theyve fallen in love with each other and the interrogator supplies false information to his superiors before disappearing to join the other side.
Most behaviors that you see keepers demonstrate at the zoo or aquarium are natural behaviors that the animals do in the wild. When the animals do them, the keepers give them a treat and pair it with a gesture or a word, so that they associate them, and eventually the word or gesture is enough to elicit the behavior because the animal knows that there’s a reward. But here’s the thing: most of those behaviors are encouraged because they help veterinarians and keepers do health checks.
Yeah, its cute when they nose boop the stick, but also keepers need to check their vision and depth perception and mobility. Sea lions are so cute when they wave! But vets and keepers need to check under those flippers to make sure that they’re healthy and that they don’t have any restrictions on their motion or cuts on their skin. Why do they ask animals to jump? Again, to make sure that they’re healthy, and also because its fun and animals LOVE to move around and jump and have fun, its mentally stimulating.
This is the most important thing I will ever reblog and anyone who is still ignorant enough to think zoos are awful can fuck off my blog. Zoos are necessary. If you think otherwise please unfollow me because I don’t want you here.
This is super important for people to see. I have worked at a zoo and I can not tell you how many times I’ve had to defend the zoo for the good they do. People need to learn that zoos are actually helping save endangered species.
Remember: Sea World is not a zoo and doesn’t really care about animals unless they can make a profit. Fuck Sea World.
Alternatively, Busch Gardens does care for their animals.
Cetaceans should only be held in captivity if they’re physically incapable of living in the wild.
And even then, we need to recognize that cetaceans do abysmally poorly in what currently constitutes captivity and that all our years of “research” have done very little to change this. SeaWorld sure as hell doesn’t care, but other aquariums haven’t made much progress either
We need a proper sanctuary with sea pens and currents and waves, because as it stands, unreleasable cetaceans are frankly better off dying than being taken into captivity.
My DM once had an enemy Kobold who fought by saying bad jokes like this that would literally deal nonlethal damage. The catch was we couldn’t kill him normally and had to out bad joke him to win. It was great.
No offense but android snapchats look like photographs from the American civil war
thats because snapchat has under the table dealings with apple and so while snapchat on apple works as advertized, on android, they dont take pictures, they take screenshots of what the camera sees. This results in horrible focus, lighting and quality snaps.
“jake said dirk takes super long showers!” listen jake probably runs naked under a waterfall and calls it a done deal. dirk soaks in polluted garbage ocean water for three hours a day and that’s why his hair maintains its shape. the only alpha kid who has standard ideas about hygiene is clearly jane, bc while roxy WOULD bathe she definitely just drenches herself in expired essential oils and leaves it at that
jane and dave dont shower either. john regularly takes a bath but what about rose? how would rose treat her hygiene?
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
