Silver Tongue
heartbeats-hideaway:
“An Ampharos working tech-support like a good boi
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@chefpyro

heartbeats-hideaway:

An Ampharos working tech-support like a good boi

@chefpyro

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!! NO weapons in the house! Bad!
Anonymous

aceofsquiddles:

crumplelush:

unnonexistence:

ranger-truth:

heartsdesire456:

rosescentimental:

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

I used to think this post was stupid because most people like both sides of the bed free but then I realized some psychopaths put their bed like this so not even the headboard is against a wall and this post is about these animals.

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A single person’s bed is generally against 2 walls, a couple’s bed is generally against 1 wall, and people with 0 walls have no fear of the dark/unseen with direct access to their head, and therefore cannot be human.

ok the bed just out in the middle of the room is bad but have you considered: only the footboard end against a wall

no i hadn’t. why would you put that image into my head?

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not-socoherent:

pyrlspite:

pyrlspite:

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humans in transformers don’t fuck

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sometimes i forget that bart is canonically a telepath

araneaserketvevo:
“ terezi-pie-rope:
“ 2-knights-1-asteroid:
“ did he add dates to the pester logs or am i just being dumb?
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what the shit
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Something’s going down.
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im scared

araneaserketvevo:

terezi-pie-rope:

2-knights-1-asteroid:

did he add dates to the pester logs or am i just being dumb?

what the shit

Something’s going down.

im scared

gayhoomanprotector:

shilol:

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“wow all these lesbians are so cute and nice and i can’t stop thinking about them! 🤔 …i guess i just think they’re neat!”

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maphatingcharacteroftheday:
“ maphatingcharacteroftheday:
“ maphatingcharacteroftheday:
“Today’s MAP Hating Character is: the Mine Turtle from asdfmovie!
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YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST, FOLKS!! ”
happy birthday to this legendary confirmation
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maphatingcharacteroftheday:

maphatingcharacteroftheday:

maphatingcharacteroftheday:

Today’s MAP Hating Character is: the Mine Turtle from asdfmovie!

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YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST, FOLKS!!

happy birthday to this legendary confirmation

starklysardonic:

a-radioactive-platypus:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was baking a strawberry shortcake for my mom when I realized that I forgot the baking powder. I began to panic so I pulled the cakes out of the oven; they were already completely baked but they rose just fine without the baking powder? I was staring at them in confusion, trying to remember if I accidentally put yeast in the batter, when I felt a shadow loom over me. I looked over my shoulder only to find Luigi. Luigi tenderly took my hands and told me, “You need not worry, for I will accompany you in any and all of your baking endeavors.” I have never felt more loved in my life. I cried.

I thought this was the mother of all shitposts and then I saw the url

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Tag by @what-hath-science-wrought

I’m not exactly sure how but my gnome at some point started hoarding pets

I’m not exactly sure how but my gnome at some point started hoarding pets