robotlyra:

fedoraspooky:

Can this be the soundtrack to my life please?

Ragtime Clair de Lune sounds like an ending credits theme from a Mario Bros Game

retrogamingblog:

Legend of Zelda Artwork by Orioto

comicalchemical:

Green Day:
*Writes songs about not blindly following the government*
*Writes songs about coping with death and loss*
*Writes songs about coming out as a bisexual to family*
*Writes songs about teenage insecurities and drug addiction*

Critics:
“Green Day aren’t known for having meaningful lyrics but they sure are catchy!”

A single speech bubble appears for a brief second over Tegiri's lusus Tadashi and now I'm convinced that this lusus is the anime trope of talking animal but only speaks in Japanese.

banavalope:

could you fucking imagine having a talking pet and it doesn’t even speak a language you understand

tegiri learning japanese for his dog is quite possibly my favorite thing of all god damn year rn

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maybe he can make an irrigatrion machine and superfirtalizer to help my field of fucks because as is, not a single fuck has grown

suicunesrider:

theconcealedweapon:

Think about why it’s illegal to hire a hit man.

All you’re really doing is speaking and giving someone money.

It’s legal to speak.

It’s legal to give someone money.

Even if they actually complete the job, you’re not the one who committed the murder.

So why is it illegal to hire a hit man?

Could it be because inciting violence is not protected under free speech?

And if that’s the case, why should free speech protect Nazis advocating genocide?

Never reblogged something harder in my life

randomslasher:

kittycarlo:

bettsplendens:

keelime-pies:

mystisnykoto:

kittehkats:

     “Cats are cold, detached & unloving.”

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     “Cats are not loyal.”

     “A cat will not greet you at the door.”

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     “You can not train a cat”

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     “Cats aren’t that smart.”

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     “Cats aren’t that good with children.”

     “Cats don’t miss you when you’re gone.”

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     “Cats don’t comfort you when you’re feeling down.”

What a load of crap !!!  One thing for certain… cats don’t give a rat’s ass what B.S. you tell about them. They refuse to care less, either about what you think of them, or about the people they love.

“Cats don’t miss you when you’re gone” is a ton of bs. Whenever I leave to go anywhere, I can hear my cats meowing at the door within moments trying to find me. They sit in the window watching for me to come home and they are at the door to greet me almost every single time.

Cats also grieve.
This cat watches a video of their owner who had passed away and he tries to cuddle up with the phone. The look on his face when they zoom in on him brings me to tears every time.

One of our cats comes and sleeps next to me when he sees that I’m not feeling well. If he’s in the kitchen when I come down for food with cramps or with a cold, he’ll follow me back upstairs and lay down on me and purr.

Cats are aloof animals who don’t put up with nonsense, will defend their boundaries with claws, and sometimes like to push things down to see what happens, but they aren’t jerks.

I bet you will like this post @vethale

The purring thing is even better when you know that purring emits a super low-frequency sound that actually promotes healing in cats. If your cat sits on you and purs when you’re feeling sick, it’s trying to make you feel better. 

Cats are also not nearly as aloof as people think. They just speak a different language than dogs. A cat sitting with you in the same room and just chilling is the equivalent of a dog being in your face: it’s the way they say “I really like you and I want to share my personal space with you.” 

These examples are more obvious than some. But they have to be, because so many people overlook the quieter ways cats try to tell us they love us. 

people thinking cats are bad pets boils down to them not knowing how to read or take care of a cat and tries to treat them like dogs.

chlo-egg:
“ someone from the uk: im in sixth form
me: how many regenerations do you have left
”
6 obviously

chlo-egg:

someone from the uk: im in sixth form

me: how many regenerations do you have left

6 obviously

polyglotplatypus:

forestagain:

polyglotplatypus:

my weirdest hobby is re-creating memes in html so i have a crisp, HQ version of them to use and edit whenever i need

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you’re doing god’s work here

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meme restoration. my hobby is called meme restoration

chefpyro:

candygarnet:

website: are you at least 18 years of age?

me, a 20 year old: wait, am i?

I still feel mischievous when I log onto a porn site