my solution to a terrible party is making grilled cheese. i was at this awful party one time so i went to the kitchen and just started grilling cheeses and everybody at the party was like “check it out this guy is grilling cheese” and i made everybody a grilled cheese. the party was good after that
this is the most casual post i’ve made ever so why is it being treated like a scorching hot take and also why am i seeing this on my dash
You’re gonna have to physically get into the game and fight alongside a naked Norman reedus for 4 real time months.
Remember how he wanted the floppy disc for Snatcher to be coated in a chemical that would smell like blood after being in your computer? Remember how he wanted the disc for MGS2 to destroy itself once you get a single game over? Whatever Kojima has thought of during the past three years will probably lead to at least one person losing their home to a structure fire.
kevin spaceys new movie only made $126. like. i read the headline and thought it meant $126 million or something but literally it made one hundred and twenty six dollars and i have to laugh
hey fun fact bc I got cpr certified today for teaching. the whole “do chest compressions to staying alive” is outdated as it’s 100bpm and it has to be 120bpm. however u kno what u SHOULD do cpr to? the imperial march
This is important, if inappropriately hilarious, information
I’m watching Doomsday Preppers. These people have an unbelievably bleak view of humanity, like, I’m just saying my family survived the complete disintegration of Lebanese civil society without shanking their neighbours for water or stockpiling hand grenades.
If your reaction to a foreseen future economic collapse is to set traps and stockpile guns to kill your neighbours who want some of your huge food stock, you are broken and I have no idea how to fix you.
^^^ The ability to cooperate with others is an evolutionary advantage
My husband and I used to think we were “preppers,” until we discovered that for most people, “prepping” means hoarding guns and ammo and bear traps and nonsense like that, and planning to turn on other survivors in the event of some society-destroying cataclysm. And here we were geeking out about woodworking and first aid and sustainable edibles foraging and water purification and subsistence farming and how best to set up an agrarian community to maximize square footage.
Turns out we’re just prepared solarpunks. I think I’m fine with that. Miss me with the toxic, gun-crazy, neighbor-hating Prepper culture and join me in my garden of native wild edibles.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
