Silver Tongue

kindaoffkilter:

karin-hien:

fuckyeahgoodomens:

Demons can.

Heaven teaches the angels rules and facts. We are angels and we do good things and blessings, the demons are bad and possess and tempt people.

But Aziraphale spent thousands of years on Earth in the company of a certain demon. A demon who he had learned was not that different from him. A demon who was still able to perform blessings and do good things. And Aziraphale, an angel, could himself perform demonic tempting work.

So he knows that the angels and demons do not differ that much - and also that the demons used to be angels - so when he is presented with the ‘fact’ that angels cannot possess a human, he immediately thinks: oh really? But ‘demons can’, and because demons can and they are not so different, why couldn’t angels, and thus me

But also a moment to pay respects to the quartermaster who just listens to this and then watches a Principality yeet himself back onto the earth with no body and apparently no idea of where he’s actually going.

And then! There’s the day of reckoning and he just finds out that this principality not only got a body that he Did Not requisition anyone in Heaven for (and he would know) but also just stepped into Hellfire and cheerfully breathed it out at three Archangels. Just stood there thinking that he probably should have told someone Aziraphale declared himself a demon but honestly he just thought the bloke had gone off his rocker.

What I’m saying is, quartermaster had the equal but exact opposite Existential Crisis that Hastur had watching Crowley bathe in holy water whilst remembering the plant mister.

I hadn’t thought about Hastur and the Quartermaster like that before, but good call! I bet Hastur has cold sweats thinking about his close call.

youngdiasporan:

whyimstillinhere:

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I can’t believe she killed him and stole his pancreas.

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witdiseased:

moonisneveralone:

henryclervals:

we’re almost in the ‘20s and dadaism is thriving, europe’s in a shambles, everyone is broke and the right wing is on the rise so i guess we really don’t learn a goddamn thing huh

This is really the post I was looking for

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probablybadrpgideas:

𝓛𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓽𝓱

𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓖𝓸𝓫𝓵𝔂𝓷𝓼

@goblin-brew

knifefightscene:

“we’re ruining the planet” i’m sorry who is this we i don’t recall myself running a billion dollar oil business

chefpyro:
“ civveonart:
“ wooloo somft
@chefpyro also somft
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day 72 i have blended in perfectly
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chefpyro:

civveonart:

wooloo somft


@chefpyro also somft

day 72 i have blended in perfectly

ccclusterfuck:

kampflesben:

lesbian-herobrine:

lesbian-herobrine:

hi hello pewdiepie is bad and i don’t care about his minecraft series and neither should you

hrn o people are kinda upset and not seeing the big deal so here’s a video about the rebranding of white nationalism and if you don’t want to watch that- Pewdiepie follows and supports people like Ben Shapiro, Stefan Molyneux, Steven Crowder and more people who are openly homophobic, transphobic, and racist (and in Molyneux’s case- a self proclaimed ‘race realist’ who associates heavily with white nationalist like richard spencer) not to mention his own right-leaning ‘edgy’ humor

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If one video isn’t enough for you:

This one is about cryptofascism and how Pewdiepie advertises for the Online Right.

Enter the florpus has reignited my love of invader zim so i finally got around to making an irken OC. BEHOLD!
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Enter the florpus has reignited my love of invader zim so i finally got around to making an irken OC. BEHOLD!

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