madasthesea:

allnewalldifferentwildspider:

indyexploits:

cipheramnesia:

ms-demeanor:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

thedacanary:

unpretty:

unpretty:

just saw someone ask whether batman or spiderman would win in a fight, as if batman would see a brightly-colored sassy acrobat and not immediately adopt him

now, in fairness, peter parker has a history of seeing someone else in a costume and immediately throwing hands only to realize three pages later that there was literally no reason to do that, but it’s not like misplaced aggression is disqualifying when it comes to suddenly acquiring a batdad

@batmanisagatewaydrug

Bruce, upon realizing that he’s getting punched repeatedly by a flippy and talkative spider-child with 0 brain cells and a strong moral compass, immediately begins filling out mental adoption papers 

Peter, catching the image of an adult dressed vaguely like an animal and standing in the shadows out of the corner of his eye, immediately backflips into a roundhouse kick while shouting “batter up!”

Batman, internally: Unfortunately I love it.

Bruce: This one has super strength and can literally dodge bullets.

Clark: Bruce, put him back where he came from.

Peter: Please give me a dollar. I am very poor.

Clark: I gave him a dollar.

Peter: He gave me a dollar.

Clark: I thought he’d go away if I gave him a dollar.

Bruce: Well of course he’s not gonna go away. If you gave him a dollar he’s gonna assume you have more.

@shaelit

spiderman could easily defeat the joker

lowua:

the movie made me nostalgic for my 2 favorite invader zim characters so i doodled em

dolphin-squirrel:

manager-of-mischief:

fandom-and-feminism:

marvel-lous-things:

lesbigone:

dafterwho:

thor-appreciation-blog:

thor-appreciation-blog:

thor-appreciation-blog:

Broke: Thor doesn’t understand memes

Woke: No one understands Thor’s antique, spicy asgardian memes

This of course brings up the question of what exactly asgardian memes would be, any ideas lads?

Imma just go ahead and say the tragedy of Loki of asgard is a huge meme at this point

heimdall watches you fap

• [pointing at any group of 3 anythings] the warriors three
• along the same lines pointing at any green animal “loki??”
• if you’re straight you can’t cross the bifrost
• if an uncomfortable conversation occurs you suddenly have to go home and [yourname]sleep for a hundred years
• loki’s terrible overcomplicated plans
• heimdall commits treason every single day and nobody has ever even thought of trying to stop him
• odin’s vault is full of things that should not be kept together/anything lost (e. g. “where’s my other sock??” “odins vault probably”)
• gET HELP MY BROTHER HE’S DYING (loki flies through the air)
• probably the asgardian version of yeet tbh

• “Carl this bag’s too heavy wtf is in th-” “YOU’RE JUST NOT WORTHY”
• “Day 2737384 without sex: I’m ready to ride a horse. But like, the way Loki did.”
• Breaking something any time someone says the word “another”. Like, any context at all
• “there’s got to be another w-” *glass shatters off screen* “JEREMY I SWEAR TO FUCK-”
• The 5edgy4u types would absolutely joke about Loki yeeting himself off the bifrost so like
• *minor inconvenience* “TO THE BIFROST!”
• *test goes bad* “TO THE BIFROST!”
• *has to do the dishes* “TO THE- (well you get the point)
• Giving each other Absolutely Ridiculous titles. (Read: “Bronn, god of that weird itch in your ear that doesn’t go away until you stick something in it”)
• *violent thunder* “lmao Mood”
• #Odin'sBeardChallenge where everyone tries to grow a majestic ass beard so that eventually they can scream “MY BEARD!” instead of “Odin’s beard” and if it’s Valid someone will say it back
• Broke: “MY BEARD!” “Ralph you’re 14 please stop”
• Woke: “MY BEARD!” *Considerable discussion, nodding heads* “TROY’S BEARD!”

THIS POST GIVES ME LIFE.

Asgard’s unofficial slogan: “WE GUARD YOUR ASS.”

“GET HELP!” *Yeet*

demilypyro:

stolen from twitter

gummyheartz:

art…. rat…. same letters………. not a coincidence.

lordpudi:

abstract-banana:

kirajaja:

carillonghorn:

romy7:

beefthot:

surprisebitch:

beesus-christ:

reactionfaces:

Shulk’s bussy after getting used like a human fleshlight by Incineroar’s 15 incher

:/

this horrible post is directly responsible for Verizon’s billion dollar loss

uppityamy:

my-little-ninja:

the-feather-kisses:

the-lincolnshire-poacher:

fandomsdevouredmysoul:

foreverwholocked:

whodunits:

cosbyykidd:

therenaissanceratchet:

obi-quiet:

Car sex just got a helluva lot easier.

or homelessness

two kinds of people.

you could put a dead body there and put a blanket on it and people would think they were just sleeping and it would be a great way to transport dead bodies inconspicuously. 

* three kinds of people.

HOW CAN YOU EVEN HAVE A GIF THAT’S THAT SPECIFIC?

I agree, it is highly unnatural…

You might even say it’s ….. “Supernatural”

I haven’t seen a supernatural reaction pic exchange since the dark ages

roswell-newton-vargas:

I wanna make a podcast called “I Should Have a Podcast” where profoundly unfunny men pitch me their terrible podcast ideas and if they bring up serial killers or D&D, I get to taze them.

tuxedoflask:

The exchange “youre ugly when you lie!!” Followed by “im not lying” for zim to respond “then why are you ugly??” Really did bitchslap me back to 2006 watching this show as a child and discovering true comedy