tractorgoth:

typhlonectes:

The Giant Tadpole That Never Got Its Legs

By Katie L. Burke

A record-breaking, 10-inch-long whopper of a bullfrog tadpole was discovered by a crew of ecologists in a pond in Arizona.

The biggest tadpole ever found—at a whopping 10 inches long—was discovered by a crew of ecologists in a pond in the Chiricahua Mountains of  Arizona. Alina Downer, an intern at the American Museum of Natural History’s Southwestern Research Station, came across the monster bullfrog tadpole as her crew was draining a manmade pond as part of a habitat restoration project for the endangered Chiricahua leopard frog.

As the water level lowered,  Downer and her colleagues were assessing what organisms were left in the muddy shallows that she likened to “chocolate soup.” Downer says, “I  was fishing around with my hands while walking in the water, and I felt   something large, smooth, and wriggly—which was unexpected, since the only other fish in the pond were about an inch long.”

As  an avid naturalist, Downer’s first instinct was curiosity. “At first I thought it was a giant catfish,” she says, grinning at the uncanny memory. “Whatever it was, I knew I had to grab it.” She herded the  slippery creature into shallower water until she could capture it. To her surprise, it turned out to be “an enormous monster of a tadpole”—so big she had to hold it with two hands…

Read more: American Scientist

Not to undervalue at all the coolness of this discovery but I feel like the above quote is a valuable supporting evidence of field biologists intrinsically possessing diminished survival instincts and higher numbers of cool scar stories.

‘Whatever it was, I had to grab it.’

Fucking superb, you funky little naturalist.

aviculor:

gomjabbar:

it’s really funny how many people on here make jokes about anti-vaxxers and flat earthers but they practice astrology at the same time even though it’s literally the same pseudo-scientific bullshit

Looking up your horoscope doesn’t give kids polio.

most astrology related posts on this site are homstuck in disguise

outlaw-poet-rider:

jgraydingler:

thehungryvortigaunt:

chaun-cey:

uncommonbish:

Fuck this hurts.

What’s even crazier is that the woman actually came out and said she lied on him.

Turn his murderers’ graves into a public restroom.

Or actually put his accuser on fucking trial already.

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This shit ain’t ancient history. Odds are the people who shot up the sign are probably her’s, J.W. Milam’s and/or Roy Bryant’s children. =P

The fact that this is happening is Absolutely F-king Sick And Twisted 😡😠And yes the Donham should be held responsible for the evil she created 😠😠

Which Homestucu characters smoke weed?
Anonymous

banishedquasiroyal-deact:

TIER ONE: kanaya, jade, calliope (have been smoking 24/7 since they found out weed was a thing, have matching bowls, grow their own shit and share it exclusively with each other. space players are really into greenery)
TIER TWO: roxy, dave, dirk, john, terezi (they can smoke but usually get high super fast and have no chill when high. roxy goes to restaurants high and tips like $40 on a $15 order. she gets….fucked up. dirk and john just get fucked up in walmart at 1 am)
TIER THREE: davepeta, jake, karkat, vriska (smoke only once in a good while. when they do smoke it’s either Wow I’m Serene or My Life Is Meaningless And I Am Nothing)
TIER FOUR: jasprose, rose, jane (they don’t smoke but have once. rose doesn’t smoke bc she gets super paranoid and jasprose smoked ONCE and was high for two years due to the way sprites metabolize shit. also jane doesn’t smoke out of fear of going full on elon musk)

tier five; caliborn who was sold oregano and doesnt realize it

aizuthekookaburra:

fuckshitavenue:

writing-prompt-s:

You’re born with the ability to see through the ground. Dinosaur bones, gems, gold, so on. There’s usually one or two human skeletons, and you’ve learned to live with it, but one day you stop at a small town on a road trip, and every square inch is littered with human bones.

“rad”

The bone zone

skeleton war recruitment zone

what if instead of “oof” you said “yiff”

hyperbolic-gifs:
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