lubricates:

Straight people: why must you label everything, were all humans

Also straight people: Put that down Rebecca, that’s a boys toothbrush !!

silver-tongues-blog:

This is so sad, Alexa play despacito

Back story, my managers name is Alexa and she was in charge of the music. She’s also the one who left the soap running so she played despacito while I cleaned

shromo:

When you haven’t saved your file in awhile and suddenly the cursor freezes 

This is so sad, Alexa play despacito

tomatomagica:

cher-ub:

cis ppl r like. oh youre trans? do your parents love you?

remanedur:

snarthurt:

cdi-screens:

Zelda: Wand of Gamelon

so much history in these halls

yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: We came across a group of goblins, and after fighting them a while, our rogue ran out of arrows.

Rogue: “I fire my shortsword!”

DM: “I’m sorry, what?”

Rogue: “I’m gonna fire it like an arrow with my shortbow!”

DM: “This is stupid, but fine. Roll for it.”

Rogue: “I got a 20!”

DM: “Wait, is the goblin– it’s dead now, I guess.”

annevbonny:

annevbonny:

annevbonny:

annevbonny:

i just started the young pope and i know fuck all about catholicism but i gotta say. lenny has the most potent bde

i am SCREAMING