Silver Tongue

sandersstudies:

Tumblr owners be like “oh, nothing crazy! We just wanna make a few changes, maybe include some premium options, you know. :)”

We rioted when the background color changed from blue to blue, Mr. Tumblrman.

lesbianshadowcat:

flametype:

lesbianshadowcat:

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lesbianshadowcat:

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lesbianshadowcat:

flametype:

some of you have never spent 100 years frozen in an iceberg while the world you were responsible for protecting fell to war and it shows

some of you have never been painfully disfigured by your own father at the tender age of 14 in response to an simple misstep and it shows

some of you were never forced to invent metalbending as your only escape from a hostage situation and it shows 

some of you have never lost your first love when she gave up her physical form to become the spirit of the moon and it shows

some of you have never confronted the man that murdered your mother by turning the rain above him into ice daggers only to give up your pursuit for vengeance out of pity and self-love and it shows

some of you have never been raised to believe that you are an unloveable monster and that your enemy is your own brother rather your evil father who carefully groomed you to be his greatest weapon and it shows

some of you have never lost your entire livelihood due to a group of rowdy teenagers’ recklessness and complete disregard for the value of cabbages and it shows

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steakbatter:
“ redraw of my first roxygen art from 3 years ago, i’ve improved u___u
Keep reading
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steakbatter:

redraw of my first roxygen art from 3 years ago, i’ve improved u___u

Keep reading

reminders now that invader zim is finally relevant again

yumenikke:

- the entire membrane family is mexican

-zim cannot remove his PAK, it is straight up attached to his body and if he takes it off he’ll die in like 10 minutes

-zim and every other irken is older than any living being on the planet earth

-zim canonically doesnt understand human gender 

its-a-nickname:

everyone reply with what phrases from the mcelroys youve adopted into your vocabulary

izzetseer:
“ angelbabyspice:
“…what???
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this is a universal experience because education is chronically underfunded across the world
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those were supposed to be temporary?
My brother spent 4th grade in a portable and someone stabbed him in the thigh...

izzetseer:

angelbabyspice:

…what???

this is a universal experience because education is chronically underfunded across the world

those were supposed to be temporary?
My brother spent 4th grade in a portable and someone stabbed him in the thigh with a pencil.

mamacitaserena:

battatin:

battatin:

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WHO DARES TO SOIL MY NORMAL BOY HEAD WITH THIS-

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PORK-COW?!!!!!

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THAT’S A STINKING MUFFIN!!!

adhdgir:

me waiting for hot topic to announce that gir hoodies are back in production

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biglawbear:

white-throated-packrat:

cynth3tic:

just-shower-thoughts:

You get ‘on’ a bus or train, but you get ‘in’ a car or taxi

How to not mix them up (for those who might be learning English): If you walk upright when boarding, you’re getting on. If you sit into a seat from the door, you’re getting in.

So, for example, you also get *on* a plane or boat, and *in* a carriage.

Oh, that is a good distinction.

English is my native language and this blew my mind