Silver Tongue

oh-totoro:

ハウルの動く城 · Howl’s Moving Castle

korrasera:

deliciouskookaburrabouquet:

deliciouskookaburrabouquet:

professorsparklepants:

thanakite:

I wonder if Ozai heard that the Avatar was back and was just like, Shit! Now there’s potential for my son to complete that impossible task I assigned him

Zuko literally is that idiot in a fairy tale who doesn’t realize the task he’s been handed is supposed to be impossible, so he just goes out and fucking does it.

Saving this for later

Okay, I’m back.

I love this, but I have to add… Zuko is not that idiot in a fairytale who doesn’t realise capturing the Avatar is supposed to be impossible.

The second Ozai gives the order and the banishment is official, everyone knows. Nobody has seen the Avatar in a hundred years. Either he’s dead, or he’s an old master that a fourteen year old punk could never hope to beat.

Iroh knows. That’s why he keeps trying to distract Zuko with his little diversions. The crew knows. And they are wondering who exactly they pissed off to get this assignment?

And Zuko knows. Of course he knows. How could he not? But he doesn’t let himself believe it. He lies to himself. Every day. He convinces himself that the Avatar is out there and that one day, if Zuko just tries hard enough, he’ll find him. And he’ll bring him to his father.

Because if it really is impossible? Then that means that Zuko’s father never loved him. Then that means that Zuko can never go home. Then that means that maybe Azula was right and Ozai really was going to kill him the night that his grandfather died and his mother disappeared.

And it is so much easier to believe in the impossible than it is to believe that your father is a monster.

Not only is this perfect, but it’s almost explicitly validated by the canon. Zuko’s redemption arc has a lot to do with him recognizing that his father was a monster who never had any honor in the first place, while Zuko himself is blessed with an abundance of it.

plastidecor:

Vinny is gonna make me lose my fucking mind

creeper

starchild37:

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UH…. this started as a joke between my roommate and I that escalated into what you see here. weve been watching invader zim and venture bros together. 
Excuse the sloppiness i did most of this in one sitting and didnt intend to spend much time on it. dghfhgdgd
(For the record I’m working off the assumption that Zim would care if Dib dies even if he hates him because no Dib means no rival and source of validation. If u don’t believe me look up mopiness of doom)

diary-of-a-mad-black-dragon:

Reblog if you are open to answering questions and giving advice for Dungeons & Dragons or other table top games.

Feel free to put in the tags how best to contact you and maybe what games or editions you know best.

roymaes:
“ fullmetalpolicebox:
“ one does wonder though, he got stabbed through the hands….how can he snap?
that had to hurt.
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Yeah I imagine it hurt like a bitch but this is the man who was stabbed through the stomach, basically set himself on fire...

roymaes:

fullmetalpolicebox:

one does wonder though, he got stabbed through the hands….how can he snap?

that had to hurt.

Yeah I imagine it hurt like a bitch but this is the man who was stabbed through the stomach, basically set himself on fire to burn the wounds closed, carved a transmutation circle into the back of his hand using god knows what kind of sharp object and then walked quite a long distance and remained standing for at least five minutes whilst he killed a homunculus.

In both of these instances Roy must have been in a lot of pain but he ignored it because he needed to help people he loved who were in danger. I have this headcanon that although it’s a sort of running gag throughout the entire series, Roy hates nothing more than being seen as useless and is actually really affected by people calling him useless. Therefore he’ll do pretty much anything to be of use to people who need him. That’s why, despite being in so much pain and having no eyesight, he still insists on taking part in the final battle; because he wants to be useful.

This all links back to his promise: “I’ll do anything in my power to protect the people I love”.

iirc the sharp object he used to carve the transmutation circle in his hand was a corkscrew

unicornempire:
“This is still my favorite joke ever I don’t care how old it is it’s timelessssss.
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unicornempire:

This is still my favorite joke ever I don’t care how old it is it’s timelessssss.

py-puh-pyromania:

whyyoustabbedme:

thatpettyblackgirl:

what the fuck… what the fuck? 

This is disgusting. 

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It’s actually assault with a deadly weapon, which is a felony, his intent was obvious, and he continued forward knowing there were people directly in front of his truck.

Isn’t that attempted murder?

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This is really messed up

jesus fucking christ

chefpyro:

silver-tongues-blog:

chefpyro:

bro you just epic failed you’re going to lose swag

bro, you just got pwned

w00t